Honey Badger's Streaming Life C175

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Chapter 175: Yuan Xiaoxiao

After introductions, the woman revealed her name as Yuan Xiaoxiao, claiming to be an outdoor adventure enthusiast.

Of course, given the suspicions about her identity, Wang Ping didn’t buy this explanation for a second. He even doubted whether "Yuan Xiaoxiao" was her real name.

Gu Lang, however, swallowed the story whole and enthusiastically offered to drive her back to Nyima County to see a doctor.

Surprisingly, Yuan Xiaoxiao politely declined, insisting she was fine—just chilled—and that rest would suffice. She even expressed concern about delaying their journey. This caught Wang Ping off guard.

After all, if she were truly a poacher, wouldn’t accepting a ride to the nearest town be preferable to being stranded in the wilderness?

What Wang Ping didn’t know was that Nyima County was currently swarming with police officers scrutinizing every suspicious individual. Photos of a certain woman had already been distributed to every officer.

Had Wang Ping known the full context, he might have admired her ability to make such accurate judgments within moments of regaining consciousness—a trait uncommon among ordinary poachers.

Though she refused Gu Lang’s offer to take her to Nyima County, Yuan Xiaoxiao readily accepted his suggestion to change into dry clothes.

Gu Lang retrieved a spare set of windbreaker gear, opened the rear door to scoop out Wang Ping and Little Four (along with the tablet), and stepped outside while explaining the situation to the live chat audience.

It was then that Yuan Xiaoxiao realized the stream was live. Her expression betrayed nothing—her smeared makeup still masked any telltale signs—but Wang Ping could sense a subtle relaxation in her demeanor now that she understood they weren’t broadcasting her earlier disheveled state.

Gu Lang stood several meters away from the car, playfully covering Wang Ping and Little Four's eyes. Wang Ping sighed inwardly at his naivety. If this woman decided to flee in the vehicle right now, there’d be no catching her—not with their short legs.

Fortunately, Wang Ping’s fears didn’t materialize. Upon realizing Gu Lang was a streamer, Yuan Xiaoxiao seemed determined to maintain her innocent act to the end.

About ten minutes later, Yuan Xiaoxiao emerged from the car wearing fresh clothes. Spotting Gu Lang turning around, she gave him a shy smile before heading to the riverbank to wash her face.

"Tsk tsk, girls are too vain—even on the brink of death, they still worry about their appearance," Gu Lang muttered as he climbed back into the car, shaking his head and complaining to Wang Ping.

Wang Ping rolled his eyes internally, unsure how to process the absurdity of the situation.

The newly changed Yuan Xiaoxiao exuded a completely different aura—polished yet modest. She also displayed appropriate curiosity toward Wang Ping and Little Four. Without waiting for introductions, she eagerly asked to hold them both.

Had Wang Ping not preemptively labeled her as suspicious, he might have fallen for her act. Instead, he found himself marveling at her skill—and pitying Gu Lang’s gullibility.

Contrast made the difference glaringly obvious. Compared to Yuan Xiaoxiao’s polished performance, Gu Lang’s acting was amateurish at best.

Wang Ping disliked physical contact, but Little Four shamelessly cozied up to Yuan Xiaoxiao, licking her fingers and eliciting giggles from her.

While Yuan Xiaoxiao wasn’t particularly striking—her large face detracted from conventional beauty—her unique charm and crescent-shaped eyes when she smiled quickly won over Gu Lang and the live chat audience.

Ding dong!

The tablet mounted on the dashboard chimed with another gift notification.

“Welcome, new big sis!”

“Big sis, your smile is so beautiful!”

“Don’t wander alone anymore—it’s dangerous! You’re lucky you met Gu Lang.”

“Are you hungry, big sis? Gu Lang has delicious snacks!”

Curious, Yuan Xiaoxiao glanced at the tablet and turned to Gu Lang with a coy smile. “Am I on camera now? Will this cause trouble for you?”

“No, no!” Gu Lang waved dismissively, grinning. “Just think of it as chatting.”

“Oh, okay…” Yuan Xiaoxiao nodded cutely and waved at the camera, shyly greeting the viewers.

Gu Lang took charge, offering Wang Ping’s snacks to Yuan Xiaoxiao to replenish her energy. The Wrangler roared back to life, leaving the riverbank behind as it veered northward around a towering mountain.

Along the way, Yuan Xiaoxiao skillfully blended playful interactions with Little Four and casual probing questions, swiftly uncovering nearly everything about Gu Lang. 

Upon learning his final destination was Rutog County in Ngari Prefecture, she preemptively revealed hers was the same. With feigned embarrassment, she admitted she wasn’t an experienced outdoorswoman—just curious—and had ventured out unprepared. She recounted encountering the sandstorm near Chitong Mountain, losing her supplies, and nearly dying.

In the same breath, she lavished praise on Gu Lang, declaring her admiration for seasoned adventurers like him.

This struck a chord with Gu Lang, who humbly basked in the flattery while grinning ear to ear. Naturally, he readily agreed to let Yuan Xiaoxiao tag along to learn the ropes and travel together to Rutog County.

For the next ten kilometers, laughter filled the car. Most of the time, Gu Lang regaled Yuan Xiaoxiao with tales of his past exploits, embellished further by enthusiastic fans in the live chat. Yuan Xiaoxiao played along perfectly, gasping in awe or stifling giggles behind her hand.

In Shanghai, Chen Bai leapt excitedly from his chair.

"Luck is truly unstoppable!"

He swung open his office door and beckoned his assistant over. “Tell the tech department to change Gu Lang’s homepage title to ‘Female Hiker Stranded on the Plateau; Man and Woman Team Up to Brave the Wilderness!’”

“Uh…” The assistant paused, then gave Chen Bai a thumbs-up, clearly impressed. Turning on his heel, he sprinted toward the tech department.

As the sun began its descent, the Wrangler rounded a slope on the eastern side, entering a fan-shaped valley. Peering down from the hilltop, the passengers inside the car froze momentarily before erupting in admiration.

This valley was unlike anything they’d seen before.

At least a hundred lakes and ponds dotted the landscape within a 20-kilometer radius. To the south of each body of water flowed narrow rivers, no wider than five meters, all heading in the same southerly direction.

Yet these rivers never converged. Instead, they gradually seeped underground, vanishing without a trace. Some stretched for kilometers, others merely hundreds of meters, resembling a scattering of blue tadpoles across the valley floor.

“Brother Gu, can we camp here?” Yuan Xiaoxiao suggested, stroking Little Four’s head in wonder.

“Yes! Absolutely!” Gu Lang nodded eagerly.

Woof woof! 

From the backseat, Wang Ping gnawed furiously on his jerky, glaring at the trio in front—two humans and one wolf.

“Damn it, do you even ask my opinion anymore?”


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