Don't Touch My Healer C8

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After a comfortable battle and the Bunny's identity thoughtlessly exposed by Pei Pei Ze, Hu Luo Bei became the most popular member of the entire LOBO club. Before him, this position belonged to the girlfriend of the LOBO coach, Sister Hua. Sister Hua is a chef and she owns a private kitchen. Every time she visits the club, she will bring them all kinds of delicious food.

Wang Explosion suggested: "In order to ‘catch the wind’ for our Rabbit God, we have to go out to have a meal at night. The sky garden restaurant in the central building of the Golden City would be perfect." (T/N; 接风 = ‘catch the wind’. A kind of etiquette for receiving relatives and friends. It is a social custom of hosting a banquet to entertain people who come or return from afar to express welcome.

Yan Sin Ran said, raising his hands in agreement: "Yes, yes. I also want to feel the luxury of ancient Babylon."

The crowd began to search for the Sky Garden’s menus and the tips and techniques for ordering. Pei Pei Ze asked Hu Luo Bei: "Want to go?"

Hu Luo Bei nodded. The Sky Garden of the Golden City has been famous for a long time ever since it was built. He has never been to it. He wants to see the rumored legendary scenery of having the stars right before his eyes.

After finalizing the schedule for the evening, the aunty who was standing at the end of the room came up and asked: "The meal is ready, do you want to eat?" Everyone touched their stomachs and rushed to the dining hall.

The team’s head coach Qin Fei came over with a meal, followed by the retired veteran Xiao Yu (who stayed in the team as a data analyst after retiring). The two only knew that Hu Luo Bei would join LOBO but didn’t know about his secret identity. When they heard Yan Le and the others constantly talking about the Rabbit God at the dinner table, Xiao Yu asked suspiciously, "Why is it called Rabbit God? Is it because of the carrot?"

"Cough—" Wang Explosion burst out a mouthful of rice, and Yan Le, who was sitting opposite him, jumped up and ran.

Wang Explosion: "What do you mean because of the carrot? The rabbit god. This is Bunny we’re talking about. The angel in every thieves' heart."

Qin Fei: "bunny? Little rabbit? I seem to have heard it before."

Xiao Yu held up his chopsticks and looked at Hu Luo Bei in surprise: "Really? The real living Bunny?"

Pei Pei Ze put his chopsticks down, sat crossed leg, and put his hand on Hu Luo Bei's dining chair: "I will solemnly emphasize it again, mine. Understood?" He lowered his face, and when he spoke with his suppressed voice, there was a honeyed/vicious/mafia/boss temperament. (T/N:I tried to follow the format it was written in.)

The whole dining hall was quiet for a moment. Hu Luo Bei was the only person who was not affected. He stretched out his chopsticks to try to pick up a curry fish ball, but the fishball slipped from the chopsticks and rolled out. Hu Luo Bei pursed his lips and looked at Pei Pei Ze.

The last second he was still a vicious/mafia/boss, the next second he changed to a considerate childhood friend, took a bunch of fish balls with chopsticks and handed it in front of Hu Luo Bei: "Eat more, there’s plenty.

"Is this still KILL? Where has the Great devil gone?" Xiao Yu teased Pei Pei Ze: "Quickly take a picture, the next time the other teams mock KILL for being indifferent and ruthless, we can throw the picture in their face."

Pei Pei Ze glanced at Xiao Yu: "Do you want to try how indifferent and ruthless I can be?"

Xiao Yu: "...No need, thank you. I suddenly remembered that I still have a few statistics that I haven't done, so I will leave first. Eat and drink well, you are welcome." He put down the bowl and ran away quickly. 

Others silently bow their heads and stuff rice in their mouth in order to reduce their presence.

Hu Luo Bei was eating the fish balls with bulging cheeks. He looked at Pei Pei Ze's approach of getting along with everyone, and thought to himself: So this is Pei Pei's daily life, how lively.

Because the playoffs are not completely over yet, many teams that were eliminated early or the teams that did not even make it to the playoffs at this time will generally participate in some activities during this period such as playing in commercial exhibition games and so on. The investors behind LOBO are rich, so they don't have this arrangement.

Coupled with the fact that they just had an organizational responsibility discussion, there is no need to start training immediately. It's rare for LOBO to usher in a rest day. Even so, the LOBO players in the afternoon still sat in the training room and logged into the game.

Not for any other reasons, but simply because the length of the live broadcast was not enough.

"Ah, I'm so diligent." Wang Explosion turned on the camera and emphasized to the audience how dedicated he is to his work. Boasting how he is broadcasting his career conscientiously on such a wonderful afternoon.

The barrage swept across the screen: "Wake up fatty, you are just rushing up to the contracted length of the live broadcast." Occasionally there are a few words such as: "Isn’t the reason why you have the time to open the broadcasting room because you couldn’t make it to the finals." get submerged by the constant flow of words in the barrage.

Wang Explosion pretends that he didn't see the Sunspots, and used his own trumpet to advertise his broadcast channel. Fatty's mentality is better. Whoever wants to criticise me, don’t exist.

The two WeChat brothers lined up the 2V2 chopper team and talked to each other. On the side, Yan Le took someone who ranked around 2500 in the rankings to teach live, fully unleashing his characteristic and chattering non-stop during the game.


Hu Luo Bei sat in the position of Pei Pei Ze and watched him, Qin Fei and Xiao Yu quickly assemble a new chair. Pei Pei Ze connected the power to the computer and adjusted the keyboard and mouse. When there was no problem, he beckoned Hu Luo Bei over: "Okay, I'll supplement the broadcasting time too. Little carrot, come and sit here. The air conditioning can’t reach here."

The two changed positions, settled down and logged into the wilderness.

This time Hu Luo Bei logged into his Priest Bunny account. The equipment of this account stayed frozen since the S1 season. The angel clan’s little shota sat on the unicorn with his wings flapping. The two bunny ears on the bunny suit hat were hanging on both sides, soft and cute enough for one’s heart to explode.

When Pei Pei Ze saw this account, he couldn't help but think of Hu Luo Bei when he was a child - with pale green eyes and a little fat cheek of a baby, and the corners of the almond-like eyes drooping slightly, looking like a newborn kitten.

Hu Luo Bei manipulated the character to get off the mount, jumped on the spot, and side-jumped a few times. He was re-familiarizing himself with the dodge movements of the adolescent’s body, because the basic movements of the characters of different body types in the wilderness will have certain differences. Some are very subtle and may just be different in action, but they will still affect the adaptability of the character in actual combat and map adaptability.

Seeing Hu Luo Bei jumping around in front of him, Pei Pei Ze couldn't hold back his hands anymore. The keyboard crackled and KILL embraced Bunny tightly into his arms. In the holographic image, Hu Luo Bei's line of sight was at the same level as the character. At this time, he was held in his arms by Pei Pei Ze, and he could only turn his head slightly to look behind Pei Pei Ze.

People come and go in the arena hall, and KILL, as a highly popular player, was quickly surrounded by other players. The earphones are full of other players' confessions to Pei Pei Ze, and some are asking, "KILL God, who are you hugging?"

The recent chat channel is also full of white characters that roughly meant: I can't leave KILL God.

Pei Pei Ze hadn't put on the earphones yet, so he moved to Hu Luo Bei's side, took off his earphones and whispered in Hu Luo Bei's ears and said, "Should I accompany you to fry the fish pond for a while?" (T/N: In some competitive games, there is a protection mechanism so that high-level players will not be matched with low levelled players. Frying the fish ponds means that higher level players would deliberately go to segments for low levelled players to bully them.)

Bunny has not played the rankings after the S1 season, so the backstage points have been emptied long ago. If one wants to use this account to play professional games, they will need to first brush up the backstage points, or they won’t be able to register in the professional league - in order for the professional league to control and limit the confusion of roles, they limit the number of roles that each player can bind to and the backstage points they can brush up to. This is because there have been illegal acts in which professional players registered random accounts, then unbind the roles and then sold them for profit.

Pei Pei Ze changed to his other small account called: KILL’s small warehouse and joined Hu Luo Bei, and then the two began to line up 2V2.

The low segments queuing is almost always in seconds. During the time it took for Pei Pei Ze to open a live broadcast room, the map was all retrieved and loaded. Hu Luobei had already slid the opposite team in 1V2 and ran across the court.

In the wilderness, in addition to 5v5 team battles that require additional maps and confrontation modes, 1v1, 2v2, and 3v3 are all random maps. If the mode is not selected, scores are based on heads. Within 30 minutes, if one party is completely dead, the other party wins. If both teams are not eliminated within 30 minutes, the damage is calculated instead. The party with the highest damage wins. If attrition occurs, the party with the more heads wins.

Before entering the top 2000 on the rankings, there was no ban on equipment. The attributes of the two sides in the arena are balanced, so Hu Luo Bei has no pressure to fight with the equipment that has been outdated for many years. Most of the players in this segment can't fully recognize the skills of other professions, thus Hu Luo Bei can stun people 100% with a control skill.

Just when he was playing a cat and mouse game with the opponent, Pei Pei Ze came back. KILL’s small warehouse is a character of a maid in cat ears. The main weapon is a dagger, and the off-hand weapon is a bell. When the bell rings it signifies that it’s in Burst mode. Even before the opponent could react to the sound of the bell, they find themselves lying dead on the ground.

Even before the audience who just entered the broadcasting room could write ‘666’, they saw the results of "Victory -10030" pop up on the calculation interface.

The barrage was filled with “??””????””?????”

"The f**k. KILL God, why did you follow the fatty next door to fry the fish pond?"

"Double row? Double row? Carrying a little sister? Or a little brother?"

"I don't want to see the newbies, don't want to see the newbies, don't want to see the newbies!"

"Against newbies?? And it’s even a freaking thousand-points game? What am I doing here? I might as well go see Fatty."

“KILL God turn on the camera!"

"Hubby, please turn on the camera QAQ"

Pei Pei Ze glanced at the barrage when he clicked on the calculation interface, chuckled lightly, and replied, "Yes, I will fry the fish pond today. Give the low-segment friends a chance to see me. What? You want to watch Fatty’s? It’s right next door, I won’t send you off. The camera? The camera is broken. It’s not nonsense, it’s really broken.

Hu Luo Bei glanced at the intact camera on the side of Pei Pei Ze's screen, and silently decided to add more snacks to the dogs who will be taking the blame.

The two played very smoothly in 2v2, with 28 consecutive victories, and Hu Luo Bei reached the 1800s in the blink of an eye. From here, the winning streak will be matched to players with around 2000 points. Of course, for Pei Pei Ze and Hu Luo Bei, there is not much difference between 1800 and 2000. It is nothing more than the difference between a one-shot and two-shot.

Pei Pei Ze killed off the opponent’s healer with 2 combos. The opponent's DPS glanced desperately at Hu Luo Bei, who was still full of blood, and chose to surrender.

Suddenly a message floated on the barrage: "Bunny? Is it that Bunny?"

"The one upstairs, I also want to ask if it is that Bunny."

“That one is which one?”

“What dumb riddles are you guys playing at?”

“Where are the insiders at?”

"Asking too, what is that Bunny?"

Pei Pei Ze skipped to the barrage and smirked: "Of course it’s my Bunny. Which other bunny are you guys talking about?"

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