Don't Touch My Healer C7

 

Important note: I will be using Rabbit when referring to Hu Luo Bei’s title, and Bunny when they’re referring to his account. It can be somewhat confusing since they are used interchangeably in the novel.

LOBO's playstyle has always been very strong, because the thieves have a high explosive power but flimsy characteristics, they will never hesitate to attack. When they had good results in the past, fans called them "once unsheathed, blood must spill", and they were all flattering when they said it. Later, LOBO started to go downhill, this kind of “strong” became their black spot. If you cannot take down the opposite side, you will be ridiculed as "muscle-brained". However, in terms of professional characteristics, they wanted to run away. If they can't beat them, it's easy to just avoid them all together. After exchanging skill from trying to ambush them, then… Then what next? The opponent won’t die, and the thieves themselves have no life-saving skills. Their 5v5 cannot be compared to the others. For stealth thieves, the team will specially arrange people to disable the stealth skill. Even if they forced the skill to operate, once the opponent’s crowd controller sees the thief disappearing, it is now a norm to just launch an AOE spell.

So, the thieves in the team competitions are actually pretty miserable. Some fans also sensibly said, "Your profession pairings are really easy to be overwhelmed in 5v5, please change to a new style soon." Even after asking for more than a year, nothing happened. LOBO's second team did, however, recruited non-thief professional players, but they were all high-attack and fragile pairings. It's the kind of rhythm that if you can't kill the opponent in one hit, then you should be prepared to die. It is also the most troublesome teammate for the healer profession and the teammate they hope to never meet.

So, the thieves in the team competitions are actually pretty miserable. Some fans also sensibly said, "Your profession pairings are really easy to be overwhelmed in 5v5, please change to a new style soon." Even after asking for more than a year, nothing happened. LOBO's second team did, however, recruited non-thief professional players, but they were all high-attack and fragile pairings. It's the kind of rhythm that if you can't kill the opponent in one hit, then you should be prepared to die. It is also the most troublesome teammate for the healer profession and the teammate they hope to never meet. Other than the veteran who retired and got replaced by a new member, the rest of the team are still the original members. 

However, Yan Le and the others had started to practice other professions. During some competitions, they would select other professions to play, but fans generally said: "What gameplay is this? Why not just use the thieves!" Pei Pei Ze started looking for healers for LOBO very early on and is also trying various ways to keep the healers when they are in a stressful situation. But it is a pity that no healer can adapt to their LOBO style. Meng's younger brother, Zhou also called Dream, who has just terminated his contract with LOBO, is a relatively good player. However, he couldn’t stand the pressure either. He often broke down and smashed the keyboards when he was ganked before someone could protect him.

In fact, LOBO’s team-fighting style is very similar to that of the other TD in the league. They are both offensive teams. The team members usually rely on damage to suppress the enemy. The healer of TD-Dawn is currently recognized as the best healer in the national server. He has a strong stress resistance and a good rhythm. 

He often brings himself or his teammates back from the grip of death. Of course, there is still a difference between TD and LOBO. TD has many long-range careers, and they also have a knight and Dawn are famous partners in the league. There is a video called "Fancy Healer Rescue 108", which shows them narrowly escaping death and making an exciting and miraculous comeback. Pei Pei Ze once had the idea of ​​poaching Dawn over, but Dawn is the captain of TD, and he has a loyal domesticated knight. There was nothing better that he could provide, so Pei Pei Ze could only choose to give up. Instead, he turned his eyes to Hu Luo Bei.

Pei Pei Ze was the one that brought Hu Luo Bei to start playing Wilderness. At that time, it was still in closed beta. Everyone was a tester. Pei Pei Ze chose a thief profession which was extremely challenging for newcomers. He died constantly in the story and in the wild, so he found it for himself a personal healer. Hu Luobei got kidnapped onto the ship because of the other party's "let's play a game together" coax. The healer in the wilderness is really just a healer, with basically no offensive skills. If it weren't a true saint, one would feel extremely aggrieved when they just started the game. Hu Luo Bei had never experienced such a moment of suffocation because his experience was more miserable than suffocation.

Pei Pei Ze is a player who explores by trying, in simpler terms: he loves to die. When he is levelling, he will even provoke the small mobs that can be ignored in the story. He will over-threat and then pull the boss to run around. In the wild teams, he would get severely criticised for causing the annihilation of the team. and Hu Luo Bei followed Pei Pei Ze to deal with these bad situations for him. At the beginning, he couldn’t heal at all. But gradually after many tries, he slowly got the hang of it: how to cast damage reduction; how to cycle skills... Later, with the exception of the boss’s instant-kill skill, No matter how low Pei Pei Ze’s health dropped, Hu Luo Bei could guarantee to keep him alive and wait until the main Tank picks up the aggro. 

As Pei Pei Ze continues to die, his dps grew higher and higher. The technology became more and more advanced, Hu Luo Bei also got a qualitative leap. Until one day, Pei Pei Ze switched to pvp. Of course, Hu Luobei, who was the little tail, was also taken to play pvp. The two double-rowed the ranks, from the negative record all the way to the top ten in the national server. There was the process of practicing skills, memorizing other professional skills and equipment attributes, which was quite boring, but the effect was very good. Pei Pei Ze's own planning and execution is very strong, and he has a great enthusiasm for the wilderness, and his skills improved bit by bit. He started the solo arena, and soon the ID KILL frequently appeared in the forefront of the national server rankings, and later became the first permanent ranker. Hu Luo Bei still played 2v2 with KILL. After KILL became famous, Hu Luo Bei became the primary target. Anyway, as long as the 22nd ranks saw Kill, their first reaction is to "kill the thigh-holding healer next to him! Kill the healer and we will win!" Hu Luo Bei was constantly targeted. After getting targeted so many times, he got used to it. At that time, because of his failure to treat his mental disorder, his only slight autism tendency became serious. He hardly communicates with other people, only Pei Pei Ze can have a dialogue with Hu Luo Bei without trouble. Thus when Pei Pei Ze pulled Hu Luo Bei to play the game, Hu Luo Bei did not refuse. He could even talk to other players normally in the game-although not much, but his parents were extremely joyful for this change. For Hu Luo Bei at that time, Pei Pei Ze was the only bright colour he could feel. He was a warm light source and a safe harbour. As long as he is by Pei Pei Ze's side, he will not feel fear. This emotion is reflected in the game, and it is reflected in the point of "don't let him die". 

Hu Luo Bei has insight into the intention behind each skill that Pei Pei Ze activates. And has a profound understanding of the profession of thieves deep as Pei Pei Ze. He can recite all the attribute special effects that are beneficial to thieves in the equipment library. Perhaps he can only be used as a flower vase for other professions, but for thieves, Hu Luobei can provide all-round assistance. 

This is the healer that Pei Pei Ze nurtured with his own hands. It used to be his personal healer. After he reached the top of the rankings, they also ruled the world together. Later when the wilderness opened a professional league, Pei Pei Ze ran to play professionally while Hu Luo Bei continued his studies. He rarely logs in to the god account that he used to play with KILL. Hu Luo Bei changed a new number because of the stubbornness deep in his heart: it was a double row number with Pei Pei, it can only be played with Pei Pei. When Pei Pei Ze knew this, he was so happy that he was about to fly. It is difficult to determine if it is because of this reason, but Pei Pei Ze was extremely excited at that time. Throughout the S1 season, the players in the Chinese region lived under the terrible rule of that demonic thief, so KILL also has a nickname called Demon King. Pei Pei Ze started boasting about Hu Luo Bei's achievements from "a long, long time ago..." to the present.

"So~, the priest with the ID of BEI is purely for leisure rankings, and I have never played a duo with that account." Pei Pei Ze hooked his long legs and moved his stool to Hu Luo Bei's side. Resting one of his arm on Hu Luo Bei's shoulder: "But now, I want to re-introduce bunny, KILL's personal healer, the legendary character who once ruled the top of the national server rankings." Wang Explosion mouth turned O-shaped: "Nani? Are you really Rabbit God?! My Rabbit god!?" Yes, this guy has known Bunny a long time ago, and has always had a good impression of him, but unfortunately Bunny rarely went online after the establishment of the professional league. He could only look at the previous recordings and miss Bunny. 

Fatty had expressed his desire to have the Rabbit god heal him more than once, and Pei Pei Ze would sneer every time. Now that he saw the real Bunny, Wang Explosion was ready to take action. Yan Le grabbed Wang Explosion's fat arm: "Fatty, calm down. That's the boss's personal healer. Do you want to live to see today's sunset?" The WeChat brothers squeezed to Hu Luo Bei’s side, one left one right. Yan Xin Ran even daringly crossed Pei Pei Ze and lay down on Hu Luo Bei’s right-hand table: "Little Rabbit God, look at me, I like you a lot. Both the pinched face and baby rabbit suit on the account are exceedingly cute."

Hu Luo Bei was very happy that someone had the same aesthetic preferences as him, and said confidently: "I also like the rabbit suit." The character of the priest Bunny is a small angel with emerald eyes and a light blush. He has curled blond hair which looks fluffy and soft. When the two small wings on the back are unfolded, they will shake slightly. The baby rabbit suit is very lethal when it is put on the little shota, and the two ears on the hat make people want to touch them. (T/N: Shota = Used to describe small, young cute boys) Lu Lu Sheng had long known that Pei Pei Ze wanted Hu Luo Bei to play using the Bunny account, so after understanding the situation of that account, he had already started to circle a group of sister fans, aunt fans and even mother fans. Whenever female fans see Bunny, they will definitely overflow with maternal love, especially his operator, who is also a little angel with his own melancholic aura. Yan Wei Ran saw his younger brother's remarks was focussing solely on the appearance only, and reluctantly interrupted them: "Bei Bei, ignore him. Sign an autograph for me first." Then he took out a blank A4 paper from the coffee table: "I will frame this when i get back." Pei Pei Ze gave a "tsk", pushed the brothers aside, and hugged Hu Luo Bei from the back to declare sovereignty: "Mine. Do. You. Understand?" "No!" Wang Explosion yelled, fearlessly. Pei Pei Ze squinted, glaring at him, and the fat man shuddered: "Understood. It wasn't me just now, it was Explosion No.2, I'm sorry, I didn't control myself and let him run out."

Although Hu Luo Bei was held by Pei Pei Ze, his hands were still free. He took the A4 paper that was shaking in Yan Xin Ran’s trembling hand before writing the word ‘Bunny to WEI&XIN’ in English calligraphy comparable to printing. Pei Pei Ze's head rested on Hu Luo Bei's shoulders, and coolly said: "What kind of Professional players are you to still chase a celebrity?" Wang Explosion looked at the piece of paper enviously: "But this is Rabbit God that we’re talking about."

Yan Le copied everyone and took a pen and paper: "Bei Bei should sign one for me too. I can take it and put it under my pillow, maybe then I can survive the flaming.

Many people think that KILL's Glory is too dazzling and the healer set up with him will become a foil, but it is not true. The more skilled and self-conscious players can understand whether a healer should coordinate with their profession. Bunny, the rabbit god, is undoubtedly the best healer for thieves. Judging from the saved information, Bunny’s outfits and skill selections will revolve around KILL, and sometimes even sacrifice the amount of treatment to cooperate with KILL. You don’t have to worry about your health and you can still enjoy the all-round care of the nanny. Who doesn't want this kind of healer?

So although unexpected but not surprisingly, although Bunny makes fewer and fewer appearances after KILL became professional then gradually disappeared completely, became the god-level healer in the minds of many thieves players.

"If I have a healer like Rabbit God, I can also xxx" is a saying often used by thieves players in the early years.

After many years, Bunny finally stood with KILL again. It is unknown how many players would be startled if he were to appear on the professional field.

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Translated and Edited by: Devil_Pending

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1 comment:

  1. Aww, what a cute backstory! Thanks for translating!

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