Don't Touch My Healer C9

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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, so it is indeed Bunny, is our rabbit god?"

"Little rabbit be good, come into my arms. Leave the KILL god that devil and I will be the next god of thieves!"

"??? What the hell? Traitors have been mixed into the barrage?"

"Who is the Rabbit God? This newbie cutie really doesn't know what the seniors are talking about."
"Bunny, bunny, bunny! Why do you want to follow the big devil, hurry up and switch to my arms!"
"I entered KILL God's live broadcast room? They better not be an impostor. Rabbit God? Who?"
The focus of attention of new and old players and fans on the barrage is completely staggered. The veteran players who have been in the wilderness for more than 5 years recalled the horrible era when KILL and bunny ruled the rankings. Players of the thieves profession are even more excited about Bunny's return to the arena. The legend of that year was shared on the barrage and the screen went crazy.
"If my healer is Bunny, I will definitely be able to hit the top 3000 on the rankings!"


Pei Pei Ze looked at these old fans flattering bunny. There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even felt like beating them up: "You want my little rabbit? It's impossible, don't think about it in this life.

"You watch my Eddie talking! No rabbit doesn't like carrots!" A cool VIP barrage rolled from the barrage reminder from left to right, and then from right to left. The one who brushed this barrage was the management of LOBO's National Support Group. It is said that this guy is a rich N-generation, handicapped, but not short of money, absolutely loves wilderness and thieves, and is a big fan of LOBO. He had a glorious record of smashing so much money and gifts that the barrage could not even be seen..

Pei Pei Ze obviously knew this guy and sneered: "I think you are itching for a beating."

These people who coveted his rabbit and turnip should be thrown into the slug den in the dark cave.

Thinking of something in his heart, Pei Pei Ze kept on moving his hands, lined up, temporarily closed the holographic state of the holographic glasses, and his eyes floated to Hu Luo Bei on the side. Following his father’s hair color and mother’s triats, Hu Luo Bei has dark chestnut curly hair, which makes him look more like some kind of small animal

Pei Pei Ze's heart itches intensely. He stretched out his big hand to Hu Luo Bei's shoulder and pulled him to his side, then put his hand on the other’s head and fluffed up the hair.

Hu Luo Bei: “???”

Turning to Pei Pei Ze in confusion, he shifted his head during the moment the arena map interface was loading and broke away from Pei Pei Ze's claws.

Pei Pei Ze gave a low laugh.

The laughter spread through the headset to the live broadcast room, and the barrage turned to ask him what he was laughing at.

"Nothing." Pei Pei Ze replied casually.

The rich N-generation whose ID is called the Carrot of the Rabbit in the live broadcast room, was keenly aware that something happened and asked on the barrage: "The Rabbit God is by your side?"

Pei Pei Ze gave a meaningful "hum". The countdown to the arena ended with thirty seconds, and the battle ended in just over 10 seconds. During the period, Bunny did a total of two things, set a shield, and then added a buff that increased damage by Pei Pei Ze.

"You fried fish ponds like this, hurting the fry, won't your conscience hurt!?" (T/N: Btw, baby fish = fry)

Pei Pei Ze: "It doesn't hurt. I have no conscience."

The fat guy on the side probably got the bullet screen prompt, took off the holographic glasses and ran over and said, "Boss, let's fry fish ponds together? I am a thief! I will take you... You take the rabbit god, and we will travel to the fish pond together..."

“Hahaha. I can hear Fatty discussing how to speedrun the fish pond with the Demon King.”

“Wake up, Fatty. Go solo by yourself. KILL god will not be willing to bring along a third wheel.

“Why do you guys bully Fatty like this? Can’t you be a little kinder? Come Explosion , listen to me. Go to the next door to play games. Don't disturb KILL and Rabbit's show of affection after their separation of a few years."

Almost at the exact time when the barrage started spamming the words “Fatty, your wish will never come true”, Pei Pei Ze coolly rejected Wang Explosion’s request to queue three rounds with “No thank you.”

” The barrage was filled with “HAHAHAHAHA” and a few lines of “Heart broken for Fatty. Don’t cry, Fatty.”

Today's live broadcast seems to be a feast for old fans. But many new fans still haven't get where the excitement came about (T/N: ‘get’ was written in english).

“If you guys still don’t tell me who Bunny is, I am going to test the waters.”

“Requesting for a class leader. I can only Hahaha along with others. The distance between me and the others feels so far.

“Don't understand.Don't understand.Don't understand. Who is Bunny? I am just here to Watch KILL God.”

“Against the fish ponds, the healer is just leeching. Even I can do it if I go.”

“The one on top, allow me to send you to the door. No thanks needed. 【Link to Bunny’s achievements】

“The heck. The one that said even I can do it, you clearly don’t understand the brilliance of Bunny under stress. Youth, your fearless spirit is commendable.

“Don’t know who Bunny is? The one above has already shared information. Go study it by yourself”

The barrage continues to chatter among themselves. But it became quieter after a bunch of them went for extra lessons. At this moment, a comment suddenly mentions:”Wait. Earlier on Fatty was right beside KILL god. Which means that KILL God is at the training base. Then doesn’t that mean that Bunny is at the base too? Is my Bunny God coming into the esports arena?”

“The heck! Is this true?”

"Is my lifelong dream coming true?"

“The thief and healer combo climb back to the top of the ladders? Back to the past S1?”

The dazzling VIP premium barrage floated by, "KILL God, on behalf of the majority of fans, we want to ask: Is it true?" Carrot of the Rabbit was sitting on the sofa at home, rubbing his hands excitedly. Brother Pei tricked Luo Bei into playing in the career! This is Big news! Do you want to report to Uncle Pei?

As soon as the dangerous thoughts in his mind circled in his mind, a message popped up on the terminal.

"Shut your mouth tightly, or you won't be able to get to 2500 this season."

Carrot of the Rabbit:”...” He is a bully. He really wants to get to 2500. So Brother Pei, I shall concede this one time.

The record of win streaks is maintained from the beginning of the live broadcast to the end of the live broadcast. At the beginning, the audience in the live broadcast room questioned Bunny's status and strength. After that, except for the professional haters, the others closed their mouths.

The angel-like shota appeared on the front page of the Wilderness Forum not long after, and bunny's past and present histories were dug out in mere minutes.

However, the material found for this account is too little. Apart from the record tied to KILL, there is nothing else. Then looking at the record... Except for "Wow--" there is nothing else to say. The overlord of the top 10 rankings before the S1 season, even if it is 2v2, it is at the level of a professional player. Even if you don’t have common knowledge of games, you can take a closer look at the current Wilderness League ladder and you will understand. Especially since it is only divided into the big servers -that is, the competition server, which means that the entire China national server is scored uniformly.

Having 2500 points is already considered as being part of the neighborhood of high-level players.The 3000 point benchmark is basically monopolized by professional players. Then, what is the concept of being in the top 10? It represents the top few of a bunch of professional players. Before the S1 season, the first group of professional players did not stop at 3000, but continued to make up points in order to compete for the first place on the rankings. The top 10 of that era, to be honest, contained more glory than today.

Although Bunny only plays 2v2, he is still a real deal for reaching the Top 10 rankings. He even has 2 records of reaching the pinnacle. With this result, if someone continues to accuse him of leeching off KILL, it would no longer be counted as blackening Bunny but instead bragging KILL. Where can you find such an overpowered thief, able to fight 1v2 against players in the Top 10?

In just a few hours, the topic of bunny spread far and wide. It even alarmed other professional teams.

One of the professional players, privately messaged Pei Ze, asked him: "Will you really bring Bunny to play professionally?"

He waited for a long time, but did not receive a reply.

Pei Pei Ze didn't open up the group chat at all. When he saw that the time was almost up, he ended the live broadcast directly, stood up and stretched: "Go, my treat, let’s go have a good meal."

The sky garden, situated in the middle of the twin towers of the Golden City. It is connected by a suspension bridge and has its own floating device. The building uses transparent glass except for the foundation. In the night, against the background of the lights, the flowers and green leaves showed another ethereal side of another continent.

The members of the LOBO team were divided into three floating car. Lu Lu Sheng drove his Volkswagen with the twins and Yan Le, Wang Explosion squeezed into Pei Pei Ze’s car, wanting to sit with the Rabbit God, Qin Fei and Xiao Yu drove a car and turned halfway to pick up Qin Fei's girlfriend Hua Jie.

Pei Pei Ze showed 120,000 points of unwelcoming looks towards Wang Explosions's behavior, but the fat man showed an attitude of fearlessness, always turning around Hu Luo Bei like a little fan.

He is also a young and famous player. If one examines closely, he made his debut earlier than Pei Pei Ze. At the age of 15, he won the world championship-the singles champion of the LeKe Cup. The LeKe Cup is also a big game worldwide, but it is positioned as a fun game, so it is often overlooked by everyone. But in fact, being able to get a place in the LeKe Cup is also a glorious achievement, because it has a wide range of auditions, and it is a single game mode. If you lose one game, you will be gg. (T/N: ‘gg’ here refers to disqualified)

The dream of most DPS is to have a sharp bound healer. Wang Explosion was no exception, but unfortunately he never met a good healer until Bunny appeared. But unfortunately, Bunny appears to be bound to KILL. What's more infuriating is that Bunny may not be there when KILL is there, and Bunny will definitely not be there when KILL is not! When both of them are online, Bunny will always be grouped with KILL, and he doesn't even have a chance to dig him to his side!

Later, Wang Explosion became KILL's teammate, and then lived the life of licking 2D images of Bunny and being hit by Pei Pei Ze. Pei Pei Ze hid Bunny’s identity tightly, never revealing a little bit of news. This time he actually brought the real person over, and Wang Explosion felt so blessed that he felt like he was about to fly.

Although the fatty is fat, he is also very cute. It is not the kind of fat that gives people a sense of oppression, but the feeling of white and fat soft buns. Although Hu Luo Bei is not very talkative, he is a good listener if you have something to share. If he is interested in the topic, he will answer you based on the topic.

Wang Explosion talked with him all the way from the game to the food he liked, and unexpectedly found that both of them hated onions, as if they had found a confidant.

Pei Pei Ze sneered: "He doesn't hate onions only but all the strong tasting things. Do you know, if onions are not pungent he will eat them."

Wang Explosion: “I, i will eat it too!”

Hu Luo Bei: "Don't force it. Eating food you don't like is a terrible thing." He recalled when his mother forced him to drink bitter gourd and celery juice.

Wang Explosion: Rabbit God is so thoughtful.

Pei Pei Ze made a "Tch" and reached out to turn Hu Luo Bei's head back and turned his own head straight: "Look at the front, you are prone to motion sickness like this."

Translated and Edited by: Devil_Pending

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