Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 9
What a good "Act bravely for a just cause", if it weren't for a child being here, Feng Shixia would definitely perform a classic national curse on the spot.
Is this still what a human would do?
On what basis when he killed a person he got a red name but when X kills it's "Act bravely for a just cause?". Is there such a way to make peace?
When seeing someone fighting, go there to puchi puchi stab twice. Then the two of them will stop. Is everything all over?
Feng Shi Xia angrily clicked to report.
"I'm done, I'm done, take a break." If Feng Shixia was playing by himself, he could play for one day and one night, but there was still the child.
Little LaBa entered the game for half an hour and then was deprived of the right to play. Fortunately, he was not addicted to the game.
Little LaBa and his elder brother, small eyes versus big eyes, stared at each other. Feng Shixia scratched his head, "What do you kids like to play with?"
Wei Xue and her sister-in-law are busy in the kitchen. The old house has an aunt who specializes in cooking. This aunt has been at home for some years. Every time the two sister in laws came to learn from her. Little LaBa was being watched by someone so Wei Xue was assured.
The old man was already on his side on the verge of his seat, "Little Xia, put the computer away. Let's go out and stroll around."
After playing with the computer, he should go to see the green plants to protect his eyes. Feng Shixia was still obedient in front of the old man, and immediately put away the computer.
A batch of new flowers arrived in the garden recently, these were prepared for the birthday party.
At first, everyone was prepared to go to the hotel, but later felt that birthdays would be more comfortable at home. The old man was also celebrating his longevity birthday, so let's just do a good party at home.
Little LaBa saw the flowers and remembered the one-month pinky promise with his brother. He looked at the flowers excitedly, "The flowers are blooming, big brother is on holiday, go to see the little cow."
The things that Little LaBa likes the most are Little Milk and Little Cows. At home, he has to sing the Little Milk Song several times a day.
The lyrics were also composed by himself, it was "little cow, little cow, really cow..."
Every time this happened, Wei Xue would record his singing and send it to the family group. He would always get rewarded lots of hahahaha.
The old man suddenly remembered, "Little LaBa, show grandpa that!"
Little LaBa was dizzy, "What?"
"Song of the Little Cow." The old man has already watched the video eight thousand times, and now he can even hum the tune.
Feng Shixia couldn't endure and laughed out loud, causing the old man to stare at him. Little LaBa hurriedly clapped, "Grandpa sings really well, Grandpa sings really well."
This stinky brat!
Feng Shixia on Moments scrolled a recently newly opened online trending shop on Sun Road that selled small cakes. The main hit was the small cow model, he thought his little brother would like it.
He put the phone in front of his little brother and shook it, "Do you want to eat?"
Little LaBa's drool was about to flow out. He pointed to the picture and swallowed, "Buy!"
If Baby said he wants to buy it then it must be bought. The internet trending store is not close to the old house, but the baby must eat it today.
When he left, the old man reminded him that he must carefully look after Little LaBa. Wei Xue was still a little worried about Little LaBa's body. But when they said to let his big brother buy the cake and bring it home, Little LaBa was unwilling. He had to make this trip by himself. Everyone had no choice but to let him be.
Baby sat in the child seat, and Feng Shixia sat with him in the back.
Didn't know when Baby's shoes fell off, but the chubby feet wrapped with socks made Feng Shixia unable to hold back to madly take photos.
Little LaBa held his feet with his hands and posed very cooperatively. Feng Shixia is quite a straight man when it comes to taking pictures. In the end, Little LaBa who cheekily wanted to look at the photos couldn't bear it and took a second look, "Too fat, who is he?"
The one inside is not me at all, this is a little fatty.
Feng Shixia placed the phone in front of Little LaBa, "This is you, look at these double chins."
Little LaBa angrily slapped the phone on, "Liar."
Mom and Dad said that he is the cutest child in the world, and the cutest child must look beautiful like a flower, not fat at all.
Feng Shixia's photographic level indeed distorted the truth a bit, Little LaBa's face has doubled.
He thought it was a little funny, "You, a little kid, even know to pay attention to image. Do you know what is 'good look'?"
If you talk about this matter, Little LaBa has the most say, "I know good look"
"Big Brother said I'm..." Little LaBa thought about how his big brother praised him before. This required a bit of mental effort, his chubby hand scratched his cheek.
What did his brother say about him?
That's right!
Little LaBa remembered, "Big brother said silly cow with dripping nose!"
"'Silly cow with dripping nose' is good look!"
"But in the photos he's not 'silly cow' at all!" Little LaBa thought for a while, "But like 'silly pig'."
Feng Shixia laughed as if he was about to eat a child, his mouth was sore, "Say it again, Little LaBa."
He turned on the camera silently, and the child on the screen looked at him ignorantly, "Say what ah?"
Feng Shixia laughed like a goose, the camera in his hand trembling, "Just say what you just said."
The little baby who didn't know what happened was coaxed into saying once again,"Silly cow dripping nose?!"
Hahahahaha, what a good silly cow dripping nose.
Feng Shixia recorded vigorously, "Do you know the meaning of ‘silly cow dripping nose’?"
Little LaBa hesitantly pulled his fingers, his little butt moved uncomfortably, "Big Brother said, 'silly cow dripping nose' means very handsome..."
But Little LaBa still had a question, "Silly cow, how handsome is he when his nose is dripping?"
He didn't know how handsome the silly cow was. He only knows that if he continues to listen, he will laugh and become a silly cow.
The driver in front also couldn't help being amused by Little LaBa's words. Feng Shixia shared the interesting scene in his moments.
Because of the game, Jiang Fang added a few game friends. After killing moist wind and Autumn Sauce, the fish in the Fishing Stand could not be fished anymore.
Jiang Fang exited the game and took out a book to read. Jiang Beibei had no rules at all. He entered his room without even knocking on the door.
Jiang Fang rolled his eyes and ignored him.
If Jiang Fang had picked his parents strong points, and had the appearance of a male god at a young age, then Jiang Beibei was definitely a collection of shortcomings.
With a big round face and squinting eyes, he was the same age as Jiang Fang but a length shorter than him. His figure was three Jiang Fang fat. He meanly came to provoke Jiang Fang when he had nothing to do.
"I will be transferred to your school next semester." Jiang Beibei stared at Jiang Fang with narrowed eyes like he wanted to provoke him. "My mother said what you have, I will also have."
"Dad donated a building to the school, and the school will let me in."
Jiang Fang sneered at this younger brother who was proud instead of being ashamed, "With you here, the last one is freed."
Jiang Beibei waved his fist, "What do you mean?"
Jiang Fang didn't even look at him, turned around and went out, "I'm afraid you have forgotten how your head broke."
Jiang Beibei felt the scar on his head with lingering fears. Jiang Fang didn't want to stay at home, he wanted to go out and get some fresh air.
Auntie saw Jiang come downstairs and hurried up to greet him. Jiang Fang told her to not prepare his dinner.
Ji Min, who was wearing a facial mask, heard the movement and came outside to take a look. Jiang Beibei came out of Jiang Fang's room. Auntie has been at home for more than ten years, when she saw the occupying Magpie's nest mother and son pair, she became angry. She silently rolled her eyes and walked into the kitchen.
She didn't cook anymore the original dishes she intended to cook for Jiang Fang. Since the real owner of the family is not home, it doesn't matter what to eat.
Jiang Fang brought only a mobile phone when he came out, for a while he didn't know where to go for distraction. He saw on the Internet that one had to eat sweets if they were not in a good mood.
Jiang Fang took a taxi to the dessert shop.
Little LaBa was led by his big brother in the shop and was already dazzled. There was a scent of milk and a sweet taste in the air as soon as he entered the shop.
Little LaBa's saliva was about to flow down, the counter was too high, and to look at the things inside he even needed to stand on top toe. Feng Shixia held him up, Little LaBa who wore a cow suit matched the hot sale of the store
Even the sister clerk couldn't help but come over, "Little brother, do you want to try the hot sale of our store?"
"It's really delicious oh"
The little cow cake was so enchanting, it seemed to be shouting: Come and eat me!
Gulp!
Feng Shixia heard the sound of Little LaBa swallowing very clearly. This little greedy cat! "Then give me one, do you want a little pudding?"
The second half of the sentence was spoken to Little LaBa. Little LaBa's eyes were shining, and he replied full of energy, "Yes!"
The scream shook the store manager, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw the baby that was being held.
The cow suit was very suitable for the occasion and an idea came to his mind. The store manager walked over with a smile on his face, "This handsome guy."
Feng Shixia looked at the store manager, "Hello."
"Hello, hello. Is this your child?"
The age of the two brothers does seem to have a great difference. Feng Shixia explained, "It's my younger brother."
The store manager smiled more happily, "Your younger brother is so cute, the elder brother is also very handsome."
Feng Shixia couldn't stand the compliments, and asked politely, "Excuse me, is something the matter?"
The store manager explained, "We just opened recently, so we want to do an event where customers take pictures in the store. I saw that your brother is very cute, and he is dressed more like the mascot in our store today, so can we take a picture of you?"
The mascot in the hot online shop was also a cute little cow, and its outfit really clashed with Little LaBa's.
Feng Shixia looked at his younger brother, "Do you want to take pictures?"
"That type, shoot out fat, can't recognize who Baby is?"
This sentence is really heartbreaking.
The store manager quickly promised, "It won't, our store clerk's camera skills are very good."
He could take pictures and photoshop, his skills were guaranteed.
Little LaBa thought for a while, "I want to take photos with the little cow."
He was talking about the mascot at the door, which was really just right. The store manager was very happy, "Okay, then we will give you a small cake after you're finished taking the photo, alright?"
"Alright!"
Little LaBa was excited. The clerk immediately went to get the camera. Another client came to the door. A hawker selling balloons passed by, and Little LaBa was immediately attracted. There were too many people in the store, and Feng Shixia glanced away for a moment and the little baby had already sneaked out by himself and followed the balloon seller.
The moment Feng Shixia turned around, he was scared into a cold sweat. Gosh, where did his younger brother go?
TRANSLATIONS NOTES:
- Red name: When PK value rises to a certain level after the pk kills in the game, it is called red name.
- Really cow: The raw say 真是牛 zhenshiniu literal meaning is "really is cow" it has also the meaning of " really awesome " But really cow sounds more poetical~
- Silly cow with dripping nose 疯牛涕淌 feng niu ti tang literal means mad cow with a dripping nose. It was supposed to be 风流倜傥 feng liu ti tang which is someone who is casual and of elegant bearing but Little LaBa pronunciated wrongly resulting in this Lol
Translator: Shuang
Editor: Shui
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