"You have been dragging me around on this cloud for almost all morning. I think that if you wait a little bit longer, I would probably eat breakfast and lunch at the same time."
"Huh? Really?"
The serious thinking expression scared Xing Yun almost into falling off the cloud.
She actually took it seriously!
"Wait, I was joking. Senior Sister, don't take it seriously..."
"Huh? Cultivators shouldn't make jokes at will, this will increase the probability of the breeding of Internal Demon, do you understand?"
"Yes... can I go to eat first? I'm really hungry..."
When it comes to cultivation, Xing Ya suddenly became serious. That serious look could at least last for five or six seconds, and then...
"Yes, yes, yes, you haven't eaten yet, let's go to eat first... By the way, can people really eat breakfast and lunch at the same time? If we can do that, then wouldn't it be much better if we eat one day's meal in one go?"
Xing Yun: “……”
Did this girl practice the cultivation method too hard that it fried her brain or something?
Feeling pity for the girl, Xing Yun explained in detail the joke he just said.
Knowing the truth, Xing Ya's face suddenly blushed like the sunset in the sky, beautiful and charming.
With Xing Ya's flying cloud, under the gaze of people all the way, two people came to the canteen. Basically, all the disciples that had been Shang Qing Sect for quite a while knew about Xing Ya, this Martial Granduncle. After all, she joined the sect very early. Moreover, under the personal guidance of the Second Supreme Elder, Yun Dan, she reached Destiny Golden Core, the lowest level required to be a Mountian Leader in the Shang Qing Sect, in only a hundred years of practice.
Of course, the main reason why she was so well-known was that she was a bit slow; in other words, she was rather dumb.
——No one had never heard of people who reached Golden Core still had to eat three meals a day, plus one supper. Even those who had reached Foundation Establishment could live without eating anything.
However, this Martial Granduncle had a good temper. Even if she had a high status, she never used her identity to oppress others. From time to time she would give other people some advice on their cultivation practice. More importantly, she showed no interest in the position inside the sect. Therefore, not only ordinary disciples but even mountain leaders and the elders liked her a lot. They would never pretend to be kind in front of her and then act totally differently behind her back.
Xing Yun felt that this must be the deliberate arrangement of Martial Uncle Yun Dan, and he simply wanted him to understand how Xing Ya was able to make other people like her.
But thinking about the character of Fairy Yun Xia and the old man, he felt that he just needed to understand it; he was he, there was no need for him to be someone self. If ten years later, the two saw him carrying a kitchen knife and yelling, "Don't you dare run away, you little punk! If this old woman doesn't cut you into pieces, then it will be your lucky day!" Maybe those two people would be much happier...
In short, Xing Yun ordered two bowls of porridge.
To be honest, he didn't intend to pretend to be a lady. He was afraid that his stomach would be too easily irritated, so he planned to drink porridge for a few days to slowly adjust it.
As expected, after ordering the porridge, people began to get the wrong idea.
"Huh? Is that all she is going to eat?"
"Wow... She really eats like a girl..."
"Do you think everyone is a glutton like you? Besides, the little Martial Granduncle is only six years old!"
"Hey! Look, look, the little Martial Granduncle is so gentle... Alas, why is she with the seven..."
"You gotta be careful what you say. There are some things that you can't say."
"Look, look, she's so cute! I really want to hug her!"
"Yeah, yeah. Shall we... shall we ask her?"
"Speaking of which, the little Martial Granduncle looks so cute now, she will definitely look pretty when she grows up?"
"Eh? Hey! Did you guys see my flying sword? Where's my flying sword?"
……
If Xing Yun hadn't been mentally prepared when he stepped out of the mirror barrier, perhaps he would have already run away now.
Just look at those people! One by one, all looked like wolves!
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Ah, the curse of being too cute.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with that guy and his flying sword this is the second time, am I missing a joke or something is this a euphemism ??
ReplyDeleteIt's both. A sword is a phallic object, and a flying sword means an erection.
DeleteBasically, the energy in the food is so much that the main character gets and erection, but calls it a flying sword to distract people.