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Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 24
Little LaBa resolutely refused to admit that it was his fault. He went to pick up the bamboo pole swaying, the bamboo pole dragged a scratch on the ground. Little LaBa gravely and earnestly educated, "You! Not obedient!"
The bamboo pole did not respond, and Little LaBa hated this act stubbornly refusing to admit one's mistake.
"It's wrong of you to be like this."
He sat down on the ground and began to educate the bamboo pole. Feng Shixia didn't expect that he would sit down suddenly. He was afraid that he was already full of mud on his butt once he got up.
Little LaBa sighed and stared fixedly at the disobedient bamboo pole, "Silver... are all useful."
Feng Hao reminded him on the side, "That's "all things in their being are good for something"."
The illiterate LaBa turned his head angrily to look at his brother, "You...do you think I, don't know?!"
That's right, Baby just doesn't know, even so, how about it!
Feng Hao made a "please" gesture and took the initiative to put a zipper on his mouth.
Little LaBa continued, "Bamboo is the same as silver!"
"They all drop into baby pandas rashion."
"Ration." Feng Shixia, who tried to correct his pronunciation, was glared at by Baby again. He took the initiative to walk by Feng Hao's side, "Won't talk, I won't talk."
The more Little LaBa thought about it, the angrier he became. They all laugh at Baby's incorrect pronunciation.
Jiang Fang coughed lightly and diverted his attention, "Keep on educating ah, they all become baby pandas rashion."
Feng Shixia suppressed a laugh and bit hard on his lips. The little baby's thoughts were pulled back, and the little bamboo pole instantly understood what it's called shivering.
His two chubby hands patted the ground, his tone was very serious, "It's your blessing that you haven't been eaten."
"But, you are not obedient."
"Why did you fly away?"
If the bamboo pole can speak, he must pour out his grievances too. Fortunately, the little baby has a generous mind, he touched the bamboo pole and got up again, "This time, don't be disobedient!"
The baby's buttocks were already so dirty that it couldn't be seen, all dusty. Feng Shixia kindly wanted to brush it off, but ended up being glared at by the little baby, "Don't touch me, it will affect the baby's volatilization!"
Feng Shixia didn't quite get it but he thought that it must be something very powerful. He stepped aside quietly expecting the little baby to "evaporate".
The little guy stands quietly holding the bamboo pole. Masters are all like this.
His stomach was bulging while his eyes searched for the target. Everyone was gradually moved by the atmosphere.
Suddenly, the master found the prey. It was a cicada bug that stopped in a relatively low place. Feng Shixia visually inspected the place, it happened to be just reachable by the little baby.
This time Little LaBa has learned from experience, he can't speak loudly, so as not to alarm the cicada bug.
He quietly walked over, and the bamboo pole slapped on the leaves. Just when everyone didn't put hope on it, Little LaBa cheered happily, "Baby made it!"
He held a small bamboo pole and twisted his buttocks to celebrate. Baby wants to give this personally stuck cicada bug to his mother.
Little LaBa stuck off the cicada bug and walked home bouncing. The three brothers followed behind with broken hearts. There was a car parked in front of their house, and the license plate number was a bit familiar, Jiang Fang's heart badumped.
Sure enough, the flattering voices of Jiang Mu and Ji Min were heard before entering.
Little LaBa didn't notice these and rushed in. Jiang Beibei was standing at the door, and he felt something hit him. He turned his head to see that it was the little boy.
Little LaBa held Cicada in one hand and rubbed his forehead with the other. He looked up and saw Jiang Beibei. Jiang Beibei was like a big mountain.
Little LaBa didn't have a good memory, at that time in the garden he was still angrily crusading against the other person but now he didn't even know him.
He aggrievedly walked to his mother "Blow."
Wei Xue blew, "Let you run around! In the future you must watch a little more while walking, understand?"
Little LaBa nodded. Now is not a good time for Baby to show off.
After Jiang Fang walked in, the first thing he saw was Jiang Beibei. His eyes were a little dropping. Ji Min instead, didn't know how Jiang Mu beat her, but now she was extremely enthusiastic.
Jiang Fang knew that there was a conspiracy even thinking with his toes. Wei Xue said in front of everyone, "Jiang Fang, your dad and..."
Ji Min smiled enthusiastically, thinking that Wei Xue would not be talking so bad, but Wei Xue said directly, "Jiang Fang, your father and your stepmother come to see you."
Cheating was already shameful behaviour, not to mention that there was an illegitimate child about the same age of a legitimate child, enough to see how nauseous these two people are. As Cui Yuanli's friend, although Wei Xue had never met this couple, her attitude towards them for the first meeting was not a good one.
Jiang Mu laughed as if he hadn't heard, Ji Min's face was pale with anger, but she still had to keep smiling.
"You really know how to joke." Ji Min affectionately held Jiang Fang's hand, "We came this time because father missed the child, grandpa and grandma wanted to see him too. Now it's also summer vacation, so just let him go back one time."
Jiang Fang fiercely took out his hand and stood two meters away in disgust. If Jiang Mu missed himself, he would not believe it.
But grandpa and grandma...
They all treat him very well, Jiang Fang felt that he should really go see the two old men.
Wei Xue heard Cui Yuanli mention it before, Jiang Fang's grandparents were pretty good. They were retired university teachers. Since knowing the scandals about their son, they had severed their relationship with his son, feeling that they can't afford to lose this face. Ji Min tried to see Jiang Mu's parents several times, but was always refused.
The two old people aren't young. Wei Xue looked at Ji Min, "Are the grandparents who want to see the child?"
Ji Min nodded, "Yes ah, yes ah."
"Where?"
"Hometown." Wei Xue couldn't decide on this matter. She called Cui Yuanli, but the other party seemed to be busy and did not answer the phone.
Ji Min became happy all of a sudden, "Haiz, it's going to see grandparents, not someone else. Even if it was Cui Liyuan, she would not disagree, unless she had no conscience and forgot how well the old couple treated her. Haiz, talking about it, the old couple treat her better than how they treat me, a formal daughter-in-law."
Her bluffing appearance attracted Little LaBa's attention. The cicada bug was still scratching in his palm. He raised his head and looked at Ji Min, "Auntie, how decent are you?"
Little LaBa was just curious, how proper was she to be able to be so proud to say that she was proper in front of everyone.
If he can figure it out, in the future he can too proudly praise himself in front of everyone.
Ji Min's smile suddenly froze on her face. Was she just talking about if she was a decent person or not?
Jiang Mu pretended not to see Ji Min's embarrassment, his eyes looking at his son, "Grandpa and grandma miss you very much, go see them will you?"
Although Jiang Mu was a bit rubbish, he was still very filial to his parents. Jiang Fang nodded. It was not for anyone, he just wanted to see his grandparents.
Since Jiang Fang was willing, of course Wei Xue was also willing. She thought that the child was one with his own ideas.
But she was not in a hurry to let Jiang Fang go with them, "Let's wait until I get his mother's phone before leaving. The child is here with me, I have to give an explanation."
Jiang Mu repeatedly said yes.
After listening for a long time, Little LaBa finally understood, big brother is leaving.
He was about to cry right away. Jiang Fang was quite happy in his heart. It turned out that Baby was so unable to bear him leave.
Little LaBa was sobbing, Wei Xue reasoned with him, "Big brother is going to see his grandparents. Big brother's grandparents have not seen him for a long time. Just thinking that grandpa can't see you, will you miss him a lot?"
Little LaBa nodded aggrievedly, "Then Baby go too."
Wei Xue didn't know to cry or laugh, "That's big brother's grandparents, not yours."
Little LaBa was unable to understand, big brother also called grandfather Baby's grandfather ah. Then, big brother's grandparents are also his grandparents.
Wei Xue couldn't redeem him anymore, Little LaBa rushed over and hugged Jiang Fang's leg, "Take Baby, take Baby!"
Jiang Fang shook his head. It was estimated that at his grandparents' house, the little guy will not be used to living there. Even if he takes him, he will cause problems for the elderly. The little guy is actually very squeamish.
The rejected Little LaBa was very angry. He looked at the ground angrily, "Don't take Baby!"
Ji Min immediately smiled and pushed Jiang Beibei to Little LaBa, "Little Young master don't be angry, in the future, while brother Jiang Fang leave, brother Beibei play with you, alright?"
Jiang Fang glanced at his father, who looked away with a guilty conscience.
So this is what they were planning, they wanted Jiang Beibei to replace him and please the Feng family.
Jiang Fang was not worried at all, he believed that the little guy would not accept Jiang Beibei.
He looked at the little guy confidently. The little guy wiped his tears and handed out his little fist. He replied, "Okay."
Jiang Fang's heart badumped. He began to calculate the feasibility of taking the baby to his grandfather's house.
The little guy was so simple to deceive, he would say okay to whatever thing. And he even wanted to give his newly caught cicada bug to the new big brother.
Jiang Beibei stood on the spot woodenly, Ji Min gave him a push, "What are you in daze for, little brother gave you a gift ah"
Ji Min was delighted, the gift from the little young master should be quite expensive.
Jiang Beibei opened his hand, palm facing up. Little LaBa's chubby hand placed it lightly on it, and he worriedly urged, "This is caught by Baby, called Little Love, you have to be careful oh."
Jiang Fang's eyes widened, it was the baby cicada bug caught by Baby! The only one in the world cicada bug!
Jiang Beibei took the cicada bug, and an indescribable smell spread in the air.
Jiang Beibei suddenly screamed, "Cicada bug" and then it was thrown away.
He sniffed his hand, and then let out a nauseous retching, Jiang Beibei cried, "Mom, it's a smelly bug!"
Bleh, his hands can't be had anymore.
The cry of Little LaBa was higher than him. Little LaBa who watched with his own eyes his cicada bug dying in Jiang Beibei hand was extremely sad.
He turned and threw himself on Jiang Fang's calf crying till he couldn't be recognised, holding his trousers tightly with both hands.
Little LaBa sobbed, "Big brother...you...don't go."
Little LaBa cried out dialect.
"Baby..become your....grandfather, okay?"
Wasn't it just going to see grandpa? It's okay for Baby to sacrifice himself a little. Baby don't want to play with this bad big brother!
TRANSLATIONS NOTES:
- Volatization : he wants to say 发挥 fa hui, which means give free rein of (his power) , but he ended up saying 挥发 hui fa which means volatization
- Decent: 正经 Zheng jing means decent person while jimin said 正儿八经 means formal
- Cried out dialect : yep, Little LaBa so shocked that couldn't mandarin anymore
Translator: Shuang
Editor: Shui
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I am a bit confused who the cannon fodder is if it laba why is behaving like this but I guess it's a different type of plot
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