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Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 20
Jiang Fang was shocked by the scene in front of him when he returned home after a day of exams, the atmosphere at home was very serious.
Everyone was sitting or standing opposite to the little baby, who was sobbing and there was even no one who was coaxing him.
Jiang Fang slowed down subconsciously, the old man greeted him, "Jiang Fang, come here"
The little baby raised his little face and wanted to ask for help, but his eyes met with his grandfather's. The old man did not let him go, "Now that big brother is here, you can explain your 'heroic deeds' once again."
Everyone in the family listened to Little LaBa's statement just now. He sat on the small bench squirming a little uneasily, but when he looked at everyone's serious faces he knew he had to be afraid.
Could only honestly give in.
Jiang Fang still didn't know what happened, but looking at everyone's expressions, he knew that what happened must have been serious.
Little LaBa pouted his mouth wanting to cry but didn't, "Baby, don't want to talk."
He already said it many times, he didn't want to say it anymore.
Wei Xue nodded, "Alright."
There was light in Little LaBa's eyes, looking at his mom with excitement. Wei Xue was shaken by the look, but still hardened her heart, "If this is the case, then let's cancel all the future activities too. Don't think about going to see the little cow anymore, stay at home and reflect well on the mistakes."
This news was like a lightning strike, striking Little LaBa silly. His eyes were immediately filled with tears, like a faucet that came whenever he wanted.
Little LaBa choked, "Don't...Baby confess."
Jiang Fang learned of Little LaBa's great achievement this time, no wonder his eyelids kept jumping during the exam. It turned out that this little guy secretly followed him out of the car, Jiang Fang regretted that he didn't look back.
This is what the little speaker said when he stated the reason for his crime, "Exams are good! Going to school is good!"
"So Baby wants it too."
"Baby tidied up the small school bag by himself."
Feng Tingyun had seen the small school bag, except for the food there were only drinks. If one didn't know they would be thinking that he was going for an outing.
Jiang Fang couldn't help asking, "Baby really like going to school?"
Little LaBa nodded firmly, Old man Feng had a rare sense of relief in his heart. The little grandson already loved learning so much at such a young age.
Could it be that there was going to be a great scientist in the family?
Little LaBa twisted his fingers and said, "Big Brothers are all going to school, after the exams you can see the little cow. Baby goes to school every day, takes the exam every day, so can see the little cow every day."
The feeling was like this. They promised to wait for Feng Hao and Jiang Fang to finish the exam and let them relax. Go to the countryside to watch the little cows together. As a result, Little LaBa regarded this as a benefit of the exam.
Going to school and taking exams were equivalent to a little cow.
Can't help but have to say that the thoughts of children really make adults don't know whether to cry or laugh.
Jiang Fang heard that Little LaBa also went to school for half a day, and asked him his feelings about going there.
Little LaBa thought for a while, "There were delicious things, but Baby couldn't sit still. Baby doesn't like it!"
The kindergarten was not good at all, it was not as good as at home. The things that kindergarten had, his home had them too.
At home, Baby could eat and lie down whenever he wanted to.
There was no need to honestly sit down.
Jiang Fang nodded, "So you don't like kindergarten then?"
Little LaBa nodded firmly, "Hate it."
Baby didn't like it even one bit!
Jiang Fang looked at Wei Xue, he made a devilish voice, and said, "Auntie, if this is the case..."
Little LaBa looked at Big Brother Jiang Fang full of hope. He felt that Big Brother Jiang Fang wanted to say, "If this is the case then just forgive Little LaBa, let him go drink little milk."
But Jiang Fang didn't say that, "Auntie, if this is the case then let Little LaBa enter the kindergarten. He is also at the age to enter kindergarten."
Little LaBa looked at Jiang Fang in disbelief, Jiang Fang was unmoved, "Now is the time when vacation starts, we can contact the kindergarten to complete the formalities, and when the school starts, Little LaBa will be able to enter the kindergarten to attend class."
Little LaBa seemed to have suddenly lost his dream, his whole person laid down on the ground, staring at the ceiling blankly without moving.
Baby is now a waste Baby, Baby will never be happy anymore.
Feng Tingyun seeing his son like this, mocked at one side, "Baby, don't take it so seriously, you have to go to school for more than ten years in the future.This is just the beginning."
Baby raised his two hands and placed them in front of him blankly. One month was already so long, more than ten years? Do you want Baby's life?
Little LaBa has lost hope in life. The old man thought for a while, "This is a very good idea. I personally choose a school for Little LaBa, I will definitely choose a good one."
Little LaBa faintly resisted, "Don't wanna."
Old man Feng laughed, "Rejected, the objection is invalid."
Ah, Baby doesn't want to live anymore!
Everyone watched Baby rolling around on the ground. He was different from other children, he didn't cry or make trouble when rolling on the ground. It's just rolling around pitifully.
Wei Xue seems to have found a way to threaten him, "Baby mopped the floor so cleanly, in order to reward Baby, how about letting Baby go to school in advance?"
"Don't wanna!" Like the little tortoise, Little LaBa first turned over and then slowly got up. Although he was very aggrieved, he actually squeezed out a smiling face.
It looks just like a sheepish grin, "Baby don't want to go in advance."
Since the storm is coming sooner or later, let it come later then.
Baby's heart can't bear it.
After two days of exams, Jiang Fang was finally done. Before leaving, he went to the office and took the summer homework left by the head teacher. He was even pulled by other classes' head teachers and teased, "This time is number one again right, we made useless effort again."
Jiang Fang thought for a while, "You will be able to avenge yourself in ten years."
The teachers were a little confused, "How come?"
Jiang Fang sighed, "At that time, my little brother should go to junior high school."
He felt that according to Little LaBa's IQ, he could probably ruin all the reputation he had accumulated in school.
He already thought about the school's slogan ten years later. Little LaBa, the little brother of the outstanding graduate Jiang Fang, was actually again the last one. Shock! Is it a genetic mutation or a degeneration of IQ!
Jiang Fang thought for a while, neither of them. It was just that the IQ of Little LaBa had been all replaced by cuteness.
In just one short month, Little LaBa had been lost twice.
This time going to the countryside, Jiang Fang was ready to tie Little LaBa to his body.
The huge blow of going to kindergarten did not last long, because the goldfish brain of Little LaBa already threw it at the back of his mind the next day.
His mind now was full of, to play, to play, to play.
Go to see the little cows in the countryside.
Jiang Fang sometimes suspected that Little LaBa was a little cow in his past life, that's why he likes cows so much.
When it was the day before departure, everyone started packing up, because this time they were going to the countryside for a long time, so they had to bring a lot of things.
Feng Hao had his own small suitcase, because he had participated in many competitions and training camps before. Almost every vacation he couldn't think of spending it.
He was already very proficient in packing things, bringing a change of clothes, and daily necessities. About snacks, Feng Hao was not too interested in it, so he didn't bring any.
Of course, the most important holiday homework could not be forgotten.
Jiang Fang's suitcase was similar to Feng Hao, except that he had brought in addition a computer.
Feng Shixia traveled lightly, he only brought a computer. He planned to buy the things he needed when they arrived.
Little LaBa looked at his little box troubled. When Wei Xue came up to check if everyone had forgotten anything, Little LaBa said with a milky voice, "The boxy is...not enough!"
Wei Xue had some doubts, what else could a little one bring? All he needed was packed in WeiXue's suitcase, Little LaBa only needed to bring a piece of clothing and a toy.
She curiously took a look at Little LaBa's suitcase, in the left half was the little bear, little rabbit and big dinosaur, in the right half was the little biscuit, the little milk, and the extra-large winter clothes sent by Cui Yuanli not long ago.
What made her most unbelievable was that Little LaBa actually brought a pot?
No wonder the aunt complained to her that she didn't know the earthenware cooking pot for stewing soup had gone where. There was even no way to cook the soup today.
Wei Xue hilariously looked at Little LaBa, "What are you going to do bringing the pot?"
Little LaBa said with a serious face, "To sterilize."
"Sterilize who?"
"Little milk." He knew that the little cow was the mother of little milk, but Big brother said that the little milk that was just squeezed out could not be drunk. There are... there are...
Feng Hao reminded him, "There are bacteria."
"En!" Little LaBa nodded, that's it, so he was going to sterilize it.
Big brother said that heating can kill bacteria.
Wei Xue sighed, "Baby be good, put down this pot alright? There is processed milk there, we don't need to bring the pot."
After repeated persuasion from his mother, Little LaBa finally gave up his idea of taking the pot. He thought, "Is there really processed, little milk?"
"Really." Wei Xue took out all Little LaBa's things, "You can only bring one stuffed toy, you can choose a few favorite snacks."
This really made Little LaBa difficult, "I like it all ah."
He was a philanthropist!
"Alright, then as many snacks as you bring, you will drink less little milk." Wei Xue's trump card scared Little LaBa so much that he threw things out again and again.
"Don't want it, don't want it, all don't want it."
Everyone will leave early the next morning, so tonight they must go to bed early.
But Little LaBa was so excited that he couldn't fall asleep. After Wei Xue finished telling the story to him and seeing him fall asleep, she got up and walked away.
Little LaBa opened his eyes again, he quietly climbed out of the bed, opened his luggage, and stuffed his own snacks again. Secretly put in, mom won't deduct his little milk if she doesn't know it right.
For a moment, Little LaBa felt that he was the smartest baby in the world.
He couldn't even sleep from his own intelligence.
When he got up the next day, everyone was in a good spirit, only he couldn't open his eyes, the whole process of dressing and feeding was all helped by Wei Xue.
Speaking of this, Wei Xue was still wondering, he obviously went to bed very early yesterday.
After more than two hours' drive, they finally arrived in the countryside. Pastures on both sides of the wide asphalt road, little cows' cries woke up Little LaBa.
He excitedly lied on the car window, sticking his ass out, twisting, his mouth even humming his own song, "Little little milk cow, little little milk cow is so cute, today I'm going to drink you up!"
Translator: Shuang
Editor: Shui
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