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Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 18
Little LaBa's move made everyone laugh, except for the hurt old father.
He shrank to the side and exuded an atmosphere of sadness. His elder brother patted him on the shoulder, just when Feng Tingyun thought his eldest brother would say something to comfort him.
The eldest brother said, "Take it easy, pff."
Feng Tingyun angrily stepped aside, if you were not smiling so happily, I might have taken it really easy.
Cui Yuanli did not come empty-handed this time, she brought gifts for everyone. From the top to the bottom, all old and young, everyone had one, Feng Shixia got the latest foreign game consoles.
Little LaBa got a new suit. During this time, Cui Yuanli often talked to Wei Xue because of her son, and communicating on the phone, the two were already good friends.
They both got along very well with each other. Cui Yuanli knew the importance of Little LaBa to Wei Xue, so she made a special dress for Little LaBa.
The clothes are winter clothes, which are not suitable for wearing now, and there were embroidery and other crafts. It was made by Cui Yuanli working overtime. The red clothes had white fur and there was even a little cow embroidered and the character "Blessing" in it.
Little LaBa hugged his clothes and said "Wow". After just a glance he didn't want to let go, "It's the little cow that Baby likes!"
"Right ah." Cui Yuanli touched his little head, "Auntie heard that you like little cows so I made this for you. It happens that next year is also the Cow year."
"Baby likes it!" Little LaBa praised it very much, and wanted to try it on the spot.
Before everyone had time to stop Little LaBa, he started to take off his clothes. The thin coat on the outside was okay, but the half-sleeved inside, Little LaBa couldn't take it off no matter what.
It was all dark before his eyes, "Help me, I'm stuck."
Wei Xue both upset and amused, went to help him pull it off. It was rare to see Little LaBa like the suit so much, so she just let him try it on.
Once the clothes were taken off, Little LaBa's chubby appearance was shown in front of everyone.
Wei Xue and Cui Yuanli helped him get dressed together. At the end everyone was silent.
Cui Yuanli was puzzled, "How could this be?"
She made it according to the size provided by Wei Xue ah. In order to avoid this situation, Cui Yuanli deliberately made it a little bigger, thinking that if it doesn't fit, she can still modify it.
But now the supposed loose original clothes were tightly attached to Little LaBa's body. Cui Yuanli had never made such a mistake.
She murmured, "I made the clothes too small?"
As soon as Little LaBa changed his clothes, he wanted to look at his current appearance. The housekeeper brought the floor length mirror over. Little LaBa frowned at the mirror twisting his body.
He raised his chubby face and looked at Cui Yuanli in high spirits, "Auntie, Baby fits it just right."
It's really great, ah, the little cow on the belly looks three-dimensional.
Wei Xue couldn't help but hit hard, "Baby, this...may not be very suitable."
Little baby thought it was okay ah, isn’t it cute? He turned in front of the floor length mirror, "Very suitable."
There is nothing more suitable than this!
Wei Xue smiled, "This is winter clothes. You have to wear sweaters in winter, but now it's very tight even without wearing anything else."
Little LaBa seemed to have been struck by lightning, and was immediately in low spirits, his small face full of unhappiness.
He pouted his mouth and poked his stomach, and asked reluctantly, "Is Baby really fat?"
Little LaBa already had the answer in his own heart, his small hands clenched into a fist, he made up his mind, "Baby is going on a diet!"
Little LaBa's finally facing reality? This made everyone extremely moved.
The birthday party ended in the afternoon, and in the evening there was a family banquet. Jiang Fang and Cui Yuanli were sitting inside with them like they were one big family. Cui Yuanli's taste in clothes was really good. Not only was Wei Xue subdued, but even elder sister-in-law treated Cui Yuanli as a teacher to ask for experience after a short afternoon.
There was a bowl of soup in front of Little LaBa. As the saying goes, if you want to lose weight, exercise more and eat less.
Eat a little less for dinner, Little LaBa thought, this bowl of soup he only needs to drink half of it. As for the rich dishes on the table, Little LaBa resisted not looking at it.
He swallowed, silently clenching his fists, Baby will surely be able to do it.
On the table, everyone toasted to the old man saying auspicious words. Little LaBa held up a bowl of soup that was bigger than his own face and gulped it down to his belly.
Originally he wanted to drink half of it, but he didn't control it for a while and finished drinking it all. Little LaBa wiped his mouth and hiccuped.
Really so full.
Originally they thought that the little guy was just talking for fun and couldn't do it at all, but everyone underestimated his determination.
Little LaBa who finished drinking his soup struggled to get off on the ground. Feng Shixia, who was sitting next to him, put him down, and saw Little LaBa walking without turning his head back to the sofa to watch cartoons.
The old man looked at the dishes that hadn't been touched from the beginning, and was a little confused, "Baby, today there is your favorite sweet and sour short ribs, you don't eat it anymore?"
Little LaBa watched the TV without turning his head, "Don't eat it anymore, Baby is on a diet."
Feng Shixia picked up the big bowl and showed it to everyone. It was empty, there was not a single drop left.
Afraid that he was full just by drinking the soup, Wei Xue had experience. This way, drinking soup will make the stomach only momentarily full, and the little guy might wake up hungry at night.
But Little LaBa had a firm attitude. He firmly believed that he could control his mouth and lose weight successfully.
After watching a few episodes of "Little Bear's wonderful castle", Little LaBa decided to start exercising.
The whole family sits in a row on the sofa, vacating the venue for Little LaBa. He ran around the house on a small three-wheeler. For about ten minutes, Little LaBa braked and wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Mommy, did Baby lose weight?"
Little LaBa was eager to accept his own success, Wei Xue couldn't bear to give him a hard blow, "You seem to be a little thinner, but only a little bit."
A little bit was enough, this shows that Baby's efforts were not in vain.
Little LaBa was satisfied, "Mommy, where's today's little cake?"
Today Grandpa celebrated his birthday. He saw there was a big cake, Baby was not greedy, he only ate small cakes.
Wei Xue opened and closed her mouth, she didn't know what she should say.
Little LaBa urged, "Hurry give Baby a bite ah, Baby is so tired."
Wei Xue covered her face, "Didn't you say that you wanted to lose weight?"
That's right ah, Little LaBa nodded, "Baby only ate a little bit of rice today, so now i want to eat a little cake."
In order to lose weight, you need to eat less rice, but it didn't say to eat less cakes ah.
The soup in his stomach was almost digested, now he was tired and hungry.
The old man turned a blind eye and asked Auntie to bring the cake. Everyone calculated silently. Wow, this weight loss lasted for four hours ah, really not bad!
Little LaBa held the little cake and began to eat. Feng Shixia's cell phone rang twice, Autumn Sauce urged them to do the task.
Adults had adult things to talk about, Feng Shixia glanced at Jiang Fang, and egged on, "Let's go ah, to play games."
Wei Xue heard it, but she found that Little Xia was not as uncontrollable as her sister-in-law said, but he played only occasionally. She asked Little Xia to bring younger brothers upstairs too.
Little LaBa was picked up while he was still eating the cake, but it did not affect him in the slightest. Little LaBa swallowed a mouthful of cream and said in fear, "Be careful oh, don't fall..."
"Fall my little cake."
Feng Shixia laughed, "You only know how to eat."
After the birthday, didn't know what Cui Yuanli said to Jiang Mu, but he gave Jiang Fang a large sum of money and told his son to spend it slowly, and then ask from him again after spending it.
Cui Yuanli did not stay in China for long, just two short days and she already had to go.
Before leaving, Cui Yuanli once again asked Jiang Fang if he would follow her. Jiang Fang's answer was that he still wanted to stay in China.
Firstly, he didn't think there was anything good abroad, and secondly, he thought that being by his mother's side would affect her next relationship.
Cui Yuanli couldn't dissuade him, so Old man Feng made the decision, "Let him live in my house, I will recognize him as my godson."
The old man was rich and powerful, it was not like he couldn't afford to raise a child. In addition, Little LaBa also really liked Jiang Fang, so he made this decision.
Cui Yuanli was a little apprehensive, "How can this work, this is too much trouble for you."
Originally, Cui Yuanli came this time to take her son away, or to beat Jiang Mu to keep him from bullying her son. In the end the result was neither of them, the old man directly asked him to continue living here.
The old man Feng was very happy, "What's wrong with this."
Wei Xue didn't know the old man's thoughts before, but the old man said this and she thought it would be fine too. The family does not lack money to raise children. Wei Xue tugged at Cui Yuanli's sleeves, "You are busy abroad, and your children don't want to go abroad. If given to Jiang Mu, that scumbag, and that woman at home too, can you rest assured?"
"Being at our house is just good, there are so many children in the house, they play together. Besides, Little Fang is so well behaved, he took very good care of our family Baby. Right, Baby?"
The suddenly called Little LaBa raised his head blankly. This dizzy appearance made people melt from cuteness.
Cui Yuanli smiled, "Alright, then I will also not be polite to you anymore. But I have to pay for living expenses. If you refuse me, I won't be happy."
Wei Xue knew that Cui Yuanli's career had just started abroad, and there were a lot of places to spend money, but Cui Yuanli said this and if she did not accept her self-esteem, she was afraid it was not good.
Wei Xue nodded, "Deal."
She was planning to open an account for Jiang Fang, to save the money given by Cui Yuanli.
After deciding on Jiang Fang's place, Cui Yuanli was also relieved. Before getting on the plane, Wei Xue was still reluctant, and Cui Yuanli egg her on to chat more on WeChat in the future.
Wei Xue nodded and said, "When you go back, don't forget to send me that thing that is especially useful for face-lifting."
Cui Yuanli was immediately happier, "Alright, can't forget."
Old man's birthday had passed, it wouldn't be long before the children went on summer vacation.
Because of the mess between his parents Jiang Fang didn't have the desire to go to school anymore, so he dropped out of school and quitted it until now. It was about the time to take the exam, and the head teacher sent him a message.
[Teacher Li: Will you come for the exam at the end of the term?]
Feng Shixia happened to see this news when passing by, "Good fellow, how long has it been since you went to school, she still let you take exams."
Jiang Fang thought about it and replied [Go].
Having Jiang Fang's confirmation, Teacher Li was satisfied. He sat in the office and took a sip of tea, proudly and self satisfyingly announcing, "Everyone, this year's number one is ours again."
There were repeated complaints in the office. Jiang Fang hardly dropped out of school. They tried their best to get their students to compete for the first place, but all the plans fell through.
There were also new teachers who didn't know the situation clearly, and asked in confusion, "Teacher Li, why are you so sure?"
The next-door head teacher said in a cool tone, "Do you need to ask, Jiang Fang, the big killer of their class, came back."
Every time he's always first, leaving the second about ten scores behind.
Even the head teacher next door is envious.
The intern teacher scratched his head, "But Jiang Fang has been absent from school for so long."
Teacher Li pretentiously shook his index finger, "NO, boy, our class Jiang Fang has completed the high school course by himself, this time's exam is too easy for him."
"Then why doesn't he skip grades?"
Speaking of this, the next-door head teacher became even more angry, "He said he wanted to live an ordinary life and never miss any stage!"
Just so angry! Have been offended.
Jiang Fang and Feng Hao had their exams two days apart. The family decided to take the children to relax after the exam. The place to relax was the home of the little cow that Little LaBa constantly longed for.
Little LaBa who heard the news at the dinner table clapped in surprise. Thanks to his unremitting efforts, his weight loss results have been revealed------he had gained three pounds.
Cui Yuanli had already started to customize the extra size for him.
Once he heard that he could go play after the exam, Little LaBa subconsciously felt that exams were really good things.
On the second day, Jiang Fang packed his schoolbags and was ready to go to school.
Little LaBa, following suit, had also packed up his backpack, a little milk, and a biscuit. Little cake be good and wait for Baby at home, need to bring a comic book too.
He went downstairs directly with his school bag on his back, even when having breakfast he didn't put it down.
"Does Baby want to go to school, too?" The old man looked at his grandson seriously, it seemed that it was indeed time to go to kindergarten.
Little LaBa nodded, "Together with Big brother."
He also wanted to take exams, he also wanted to study!
Wei Xue told him that now he didn't have a student status so he could not enroll. Little LaBa was very sad, so his family allowed him to send Jiang Fang to school to feel the atmosphere of the school.
Little LaBa happily got into the car, and when Jiang Fang arrived at school, the driver would send him back again.
When Jiang Fang went down the car, Little LaBa obediently waved his hand and said goodbye, but in the blink of an eye, the driver found that there was no one behind!
This kind of situation gave him a flashback ah, he was frightened in a cold sweat and quickly called home to report.
Jiang Fang walked ahead, unaware of a small tail behind him.
There was a student on duty at the school gate for discipline inspection. Jiang Fang didn't even wear his school uniform, so his name was recorded directly.
"Sixth grade, Class Three Jiang Fang."
The student on duty gave him a surprised look, this was the school's popular character ah.
Jiang Fang walked straight in, Little LaBa followed him with his short legs.
"Hey, little brother, wait." The on duty student looked at this short and chubby little guy. No matter how you looked at this, he wasn't a junior high school student right.
Little LaBa was carrying a small cow backpack, wearing overalls and looked at the other party with a dull face, "Big Brother, I want to go to school!"
The on duty student felt very troubled, "Did you go to the wrong school? This is the junior high school."
Little LaBa was in a hurry, he didn't go wrong, didn't go wrong.
Big Brother just went inside, his IQ is no different from that of his Big Brother, definitely had to go there to study too!
The on duty student was very firm, this little brother just went to the wrong place.
His parents really are worrisome, they can even send him to the wrong school!
The on duty student was responsible for picking up Little LaBa and sending him to the Yu Ying Miao Miao kindergarten next door.
Although the teacher felt that this child was a little unfamiliar, he still thanked the student gratefully.
Little LaBa struggled with his chubby body in the teacher's arms.
I'm not, I'm not, you caught the wrong person!
Translator: Shuang
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