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Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 16
Jiang Fang said that he was staying here for two days, but he stayed until the old man's birthday.
Little LaBa was woken up very early. Wei Xue will be very busy today, andwon't be able totake care of Little LaBa, so he was entrusted to the two big brothers.
Feng Shixia patted his chest promising that he would definitely take good care of his younger brother, Jiang Fang also nodded.
Little LaBa will be wearing a small white suit today.
Feng Tingyun went to school to pick up Feng Hao. He asked for a day off today for his son. The aunt downstairs needed to ask Wei Xue something, so she hurried down before she could dress Little LaBa.
The heavy responsibility of wearing clothes fell on Feng Shixia and Jiang Fang. Feng Shixia held the little dress and gestured, "This is the front, okay, Baby come and wear pants."
Little LaBa crawled out of the quilt shyly, the short and chubby leg wearing the little pants with the help of big brother.
But when it was time to put on the shirt, it got difficult. This dress was obviously just fine when he tried it before, but now there were two buttons that couldn't be fastened no matter what.
Baby has gained weight again in the past two days. Little LaBa, who was stretching out his small arms, looked down at his buttons, "Big Brother, don't know how to wear it?"
Why didn't he wear it even after so long? When Mummy helped me wear it she put it on very fast.
Baby sighed and decided to rely on himself, "Big brother is stupid."
It really doesn't let Baby worry-free.
He grabbed the buttons with two small hands and wanted to tie them up, but the buttons didn't listen to him, and he couldn't get into the hole whenever he turned left or right.
The little guy was so angry that he was about to pull all the buttons off. Jiang Fang quickly stopped him, "I'll do it."
Little LaBa angrily accused, "This button, isn't obedient!"
Jiang Fang paid lip service, "En, what you said is all correct."
Little LaBa pouted his lips and folded his arms, with his belly even more protruded. Jiang Fang was a little helpless, "Inhale."
Um?
What does it mean?
Jiang Fang said bluntly, "You are a little fat, if you don't suck in your tummy you won't be able to put it on."
Little LaBa felt that he had been insulted, he blushed, "I'm not!"
He squeezed his belly and modestly beeped, "I'm not... very fat."
"Just a little bit fat."
His face was like a big apple, Jiang Fang's hands itched, he squeezed it, "Alright, you are not fat, now can you do as I said."
Little LaBa snorted and sucked up his stomach laboriously. His whole body was working hard, it could be seen that even the flesh on his face was sucked in.
Jiang Fang simply fastened the buttons neatly, Little LaBa happily sighed, his little belly popped out, "It's put on!"
It was put on with difficulty, and the two buttons were trembling that seemed to drop at any time.
Fortunately, the small suit was still considered loose. Little Baby was carried down to put on shoes.
The guests had already come one after another, Grandpa was currently entertaining them downstairs. Feng Shixia brought some snacks to the two younger brothers to grab a bite. They were a little bored after simply eating. There were lots of people downstairs, and Little LaBa wanted to play in the yard.
A few days ago, Wei Xue bought a little white rabbit for Little LaBa. The reason was that Little LaBa really wanted a little cow, but the little cow could not be raised at home. Wei Xue bought a little white rabbit to coax him, and the little white rabbit will be placed in the garden during the day to exercise.
Little LaBa wanted to see it.
Since Jiang Mu didn't know when he offended Feng Guodong, he has been seeking a reconciliation solution. Today, he specially asked someone so that he could enter the old men's birthday party.
Ji Min and Jiang Beibei followed behind him. The mother and son pairs were a little dazzled, "The Feng family is so rich, the house is so big."
Jiang Mu felt a little embarrassed. If this was heard by others, wouldn't he be laughed at? He glared at Ji Min to make her talk less. In this regard, it was still his ex-wife, always elegant and decent everywhere.
Ji Min quietly closed her mouth, Jiang Mu saw that some of the old president's children also came, he took Jiang Beibei over to get them to have a good relationship.
Several children and Jiang Beibei are about the same age, and one of them has the most idea, like the king of children.
"Jiang Beibei, we are going to play in the garden now, are you going?"
Jiang Beibei nodded weakly. A group of young boys rushed past.
Little LaBa was squatting on the ground to observe the little rabbit. He himself was like a little rabbit, chubby squatting down.
The little rabbit was moving his three petal mouth, eating the carrot from Little LaBa's hand. A child suddenly came over and said, "Hey, whose little white rabbit is this."
It sounded very impolite, Little LaBa raised his head, that child poked his chubby face, leaving a red mark.
Feng Shixia was called to the lobby just now. Little LaBa rubbed his face aggrievedly, Jiang Fang caught the little boy's hand and threw it aside.
Jiang Beibei suddenly widened his eyes, "Jiang Fang?!"
The little boy who consciously lost face suddenly turned his head and looked at Jiang Beibei, "You know him?"
Jiang Beibei hesitated, "He... his mother doesn't want him anymore. He has been staying at my house and snatching my father from me."
Although this group of children were not very old, they are well aware of many things, and they also have chains of contempt. Things like bastards are the most unpresentable.
Jiang Beibei’s words made them think that Jiang Fang was the illegitimate child, and the little boy's talked even harder "It really doesn't matter whatever thing they are, they're always looking for bad luck".
Jiang Fang only treated them like they were farting. He wanted to take Little LaBa to play elsewhere. Little LaBa, who was pulled up, blinked. With a face full of ignorance, he looked at the big brother, "What is looking for bad luck? Big Brother, you are called bad luck?"
The diligent questioning of Little LaBa provoked the other party, "Radish head big like fart don't talk to me."
This sentence Little LaBa understood, he said he was a carrot!
Little LaBa explained patiently, "Baby is not a carrot, Bunny loves to eat carrots, and doesn't love to eat Baby."
The child suddenly picked up the rabbit's two long ears. The little rabbit's legs fluttered in the air.
Little LaBa suddenly reddened its eyes, "It's Baby's."
His bunny!
Jiang Beibei just liked to see Jiang Fang's angry look. He deliberately made the situation worse, "This rabbit is so cute, let's roast it and eat it."
The few children were just the moment when they were the naughtiest. They planned to throw the rabbits to death and send them to the kitchen for roasting.
Little LaBa anxiously went to save his little rabbit but was pushed into falling on his butt. Jiang Fang rushed up and grabbed the boy by the collar. With a strong hand, he immediately pressed the opponent to the ground, but the other party had many people.
Seeing that their little friend was knocked to the ground, they all swarmed over, Little LaBa was suddenly forgotten. He silently got up and clenched his little fist, "Yah!"
Didn't know who was hit by his small fist. The other party probably didn't feel it, but he was in terrible pain.
Looking at this chaos, Little LaBa ran away crying and sobbing, "Big Brother, Baby, find someone...Save you!"
The birthday star, the old man, wore a Tang suit today. Jiang Mu followed everyone to offer felicitations to the old man's birthday. It was about to be his turn when there was a sudden burst of crying in the hall behind him. Everyone looked at each other, they didn't know whose child was so noisy.
Little LaBa could only be heard by sound but not be seen. After a few seconds, Little LaBa appeared in front of everyone with his short legs.
The old man immediately felt distressed, the little baby sobbing, pulled the old man's clothes without letting go, "Help."
"Help."
Just looking at the appearance, it's known that he has been wronged. The one who brought children, subconsciously went to find their own child, it couldn't be that it was their own child who made him cry right.
Little LaBa pulled the old man to leave, the old man hurriedly followed him.
When everyone went to the garden together, what they saw was a group of teenegers fighting each other. Jiang Fang had the upper hand at first, but Jiang Beibei's heavyweight immediately held him down, and now it looks like they are beating Jiang Fang unilaterally.
Jiang Mu's eyes widened, he didn't expect Jiang Fang to be here.
The old man knocked his walking stick and said in full anger, "Stop it all!"
An adult is here!
This group of children immediately acted like quail. They were all fine, except for Jiang Fang's face that was wounded.
The old man was so angry that the parents of this group of bear children were wiping cold sweats one by one.
Little LaBa was crying and hiccuping non stop, Jiang Fang pulled his clothes and walked over. Little LaBa pouted his mouth blowing, "Pain, Pain fly away, hiccup."
The old man calmly asked Jiang Fang what was going on.
Jiang Mu stepped forward with a smile on his face, "Master, I'm so sorry, this is my family's brat."
"I'm sorry everyone, please take the children back, my child caused trouble for all of you."
He didn't even ask anything and just blamed the sin on the child. His own child was beaten, and he even brought this matter to show favor.
Old man Feng looked down on him, he didn't give Jiang Mu a good face either, "Did I ask you? You were also in the fight just now? What are you talking so much for!"
The parents of the bear children who originally wanted to take advantage of the situation, after seeing that the old man became angry they immediately changed the tone, "It must be my family child who is naughty, I will go home and educate him well."
"Yes, yes, children fight. The more they fight, the better their relationship."
Little LaBa looked at the group of adults with anger, he was so angry that he couldn't say anything clearly, "It's not! It's not like this!"
"Baby... feed the little rabbit."
"They ran over, poked the baby, twitched ears, killed the rabbit, and beat big brother."
"That fatty is bad!"
Jiang Beibei was pointed at, and everyone looked at it instantly.
As Little LaBa talked he felt aggrieved again, he took off his little suit and threw it viciously, Baby was angry! He wanted to let the little fat man across from him know how terrible he was.
The small suit was thrown out two centimeters and fell to the ground. It didn't frighten anyone. Little LaBa made a fierce expression with his hands on his hips, there was even a small growling sound in his throat.
He thought he was already very fierce, the child opposite must be afraid to death.
His stomach was moving because of anger, and the two buttons finally couldn't bear anymore and broke.
In an instant, two buttons flew out and then fell off with a click.
They made a circle and laid beside Little LaBa's feet, without the buttons, Little LaBa's belly was squeezed out of the middle.
Little LaBa looked at his exposed belly in disbelief, as if the sky had fallen.
Didn't know who didn't hold back a laugh, and then there was more and more laughter.
The tense atmosphere just now disappeared, there was a little fatty child who broke his button.
Little LaBa covered his face with one hand and pointed at the ground with the other trembling hand, "Baby's?"
Jiang Fang nodded heavily.
Little LaBa's eyeballs whirled around, and righteously accused, "They are so bad, that they even angered the button to fall."
TRANSLATIONS NOTES:
- made the situation worse: in the raw it say 添油加醋, his literal meaning "add oil and vinegar"
Translator: Shuang
Editor: Shui
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