Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 11

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Picked Up A Small Cannon Fodder Chapter 11

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The little cow was not very conscious, and the one that was so, was Feng Shixia who consciously fed the little cake into the baby's mouth.


Little LaBa's eyes were half-open and half-closed, and he was still chewing in his mouth. Delicious, still want more.


Feng Shixia seemed to be an assembly line worker, picking the cake and then feeding the cake, until it was gone after a while, the plate empty.


Little LaBa was still not satisfied, Jiang Fang was a little astonished, "He...is really a foodie."


Eating fast and a lot, Jiang Fang thought that babies at this age were full after eating a little bit.


Feng Shixia had no experience in taking care of children, but he also thought that baby eating these was already enough.


He refused to continue feeding him, and the baby who was still muddle headed just now woke up instantly.


Where's the delicious thing? How come it's gone?


Feng Shixia coaxed softly, "You have already eaten enough, you won't be able to eat at home if you still continue."


He really underestimated the appetite of Little LaBa. He stretched out his hand to indicate that he could eat five more small cakes like this.


No matter what he said, Feng Shixia would not give him any more food.


It is not good for a child to eat too many sweets. When Little LaBa realized that he really couldn't eat, he sighed and signed with a milky voice, " Older Brother, you are very poor, right."


???


Jiang Fang didn't dare to eat all of a sudden. This meal was treated by Feng Shixia. He seemed to be a college student who had just graduated.


Feng Shixia saw that even the opposite child didn't dare to eat, and waved his hand quickly, "Jiang Fang, you eat ah, don't be courteous. I'm just afraid that he would have tooth decay, so I don't let him eat. It's not because I have no money."


Feng Shixia's words dispelled Jiang Fang's worries. He said thank you and continued to eat his own food.


Looking at the kid who was eating on the opposite side, Feng Shixia couldn't think that this was God X of the game, nor that every time he cried and hugged big thigh, it was of such a kid.


He looked at the other party with mixed emotion, "You look young, are you in elementary school?"


Jiang Fang shook his head, "I'm already in junior high school."


Feng Shixia looked at him, "Hey, then you are really good. I had a really poor game level in junior high school."


There is a sentence that Jiang Fang didn't know if it should be said or not.


Feng Shixia scratched his head, "Of course, I am not much better now."


Okay, he said it himself. Jiang Fang let out a sigh, "All can be trained, add oil."


Feng Shixia suddenly became interested, "Did you also do some training? How do you exercise, are there any special tutoring classes like cram school? Your moves are really amazing."


Jiang Fang took a sip of milk tea, and tried to say in a tone that would not hurt the other party as much as possible, "Diligence is the means by which one makes up for one's dullness."


Feng Shixia immediately got the key point, "It can't be that you're gifted by nature."


Jiang Fang nodded, Feng Shixia was like a child, "That's too much, it's not fair."


Good or bad he still played games for so many years, but still lost to a kid. He sighed and looked at the other, "By the way, don't you need to go to school today?"


How can you wander outside alone and still have time to play games all day?


Feng Shixia felt that he had finally something that crushed the other party, "It couldn't be that you're a poor student right. Although the game is fun, your studies are also very important."


As a person who has experience, he educated him, "It is better to do your studies first..."


"I'm the top student of the school, so the teacher doesn't care about me too much."


Damn, is this the privilege of good students?


Feng Shixia was awestruck, he was being completely crushed.


At the side, Little LaBa watched them talking intently, he furtively looked at the small cake in Jiang Fang's plate and drooled. His chubby hand quietly went to the table, trying to steal the small cake when the other party was not paying attention, but his hand was too short to reach the opposite plate.


Even as such, Little LaBa did not give up. He exhausted all his strength to move forward, his whole body was about to lie on the table.


He completely forgot his principle of sneaking around.


Feng Shixia looked at him helplessly, "Baby, are you going to at least camouflage it a little?"


Little LaBa has been befuddled by the cream, Jiang Fang's fork gently poked into the cake, and then gobble it up in one go.


He showed off an empty plate.


Little LaBa's eyes were filled with tears instantly, he looked at Jiang Fang in disbelief, "No...no more?"


Jiang Fang felt that he was stabbing his conscience. Although he couldn't bear it, Jiang Fang still nodded, "No more."


Little LaBa didn't give up, "Not even a bit?"


Jiang Fang made a "please" gesture so that Little LaBa could check the plate well.


Little LaBa sniffed aggrievedly and shrank himself into a ball.


What is the meaning of life without food? He is already a waste baby.


Feng Shixia didn't know whether to cry or laugh. The family group was already urging them to go home.


Feng Shixia felt that they had been out long enough, so he poked the baby's back, "We should go home."


Little LaBa was very sad, he didn't even want to talk anymore, "Don't...don't touch, me."


This is terrible, he was almost in tears. Feng Shixia quickly begged for mercy, "I will buy you one more, but we will eat it at home alright?"


Little LaBa's heart was moved.


"Two?"


Little LaBa burst with joy, so what are you waiting for? Go buy it and quickly go home.


Feng Shixia looked at the baby who had been coaxed easily and sighed. He looked at Jiang Fang a little apologetically, "We should go now. We caused you trouble today."


Jiang Fang shook his head signaling that it was nothing. Feng Shixia wanted to send him home but was refused.


"I don't want to go home now." According to Jiang Fang's idea, Jiang Beibei would still bother him when he would return.


Although he had tried his best to treat Jiang Beibei as air at home, he still annoyed him incessantly. Especially after hearing today that Jiang Beibei would come to his school, Jiang Fang had really become angry.


He was properly admitted, and that idiot Jiang Beibei had to spend his family's money to go in through the back door. He had a headache at the thought that he had to share the same school with Jiang Beibei in the future.


Jiang Fang explained, "Since there are two people at home that I hate, I decided to leave for a short time today."


"After tonight, Mr. Jiang will probably understand my determination. Of course, I didn't use this method to threaten anything, that was a kid's trick."


"I just hope that he can face up to my attitude."


Feng Shixia wanted to say something but stopped. Bro, it seems you too have not jumped out of the child's age range yet.


A chunibyo teenager ran away from home. This kind of drama happened before his eyes. How could Feng Shixia turn a blind eye? He wanted to find out the other party's address to send him back, but Jiang Fang was very vigilant.


"Thank you for your kindness, but I still don't want to go back for the time being. Because that two people in my family have polluted my living environment. Although I can't drive them away, I occasionally want to come out and be freed a little."


Feng Shixia was a little awkward. He and Little LaBa looked at each other, but the other party couldn't give him any idea.


As an adult, Feng Shixia felt that he could not just let him wander outside.


"If you don't mind, can I invite you to my house as a guest?"


Jiang Fang rejected his kindness, "I took my mobile phone when I came out, and I have enough balance in it. I think I will find a hotel first. Of course, ID is a big problem, but it's not difficult. I can ask a passerby to open a room for me, and I will pay him accordingly."


"I will just stay out for one night, and then will go home tomorrow."


The plan was very thoughtful, and Feng Shixia had nothing to say. The little fellow in his heart kicked him twice, "Are you going to watch this young man stay outside alone with your eyes wide open?"


No matter how thoughtful Jiang Fang’s plan was, Feng Shixia was still not at ease, "Is there any difference between living outside and living in my house? We are still not friends, so you don’t have to worry about bothering me."


Jiang Fang seemed to be thinking about it.


Feng Shixia waited for his decision, and Jiang Fang nodded after a long time, "Your behavior in persuading me to go to your house is way too enthusiastic that I can't help but think more about whether you are a human trafficker or not."


"Of course I am not aiming at you, it's just that now various security issues still need to be paid attention to."


Feng Shixia felt that he was watching a safety education program.


Jiang Fang was silent for a while, "You have already invited me twice. If I still refuse, I might hurt your kindness. So I decided to accept your suggestion and trouble you with going to your house. However, can I look at your ID card and take a picture of you?"


"I will not send it out, it's just a precaution."


"If something happens to me, the information I set up in advance will be sent to my dad's mobile phone."


Feng Shixia nodded absentmindedly, "Okay, you…you can take it."


Children nowadays are really amazing. Jiang Fang really took a picture of Feng Shixia. Little LaBa was not willing to be lonely and occupied the central position and even made a V sign.


Feng Shixia put away the ID card that the other party returned, "Don't you need to take a photo of this?"


Jiang Fang shook his head, "I have memorized your ID number."


Feng Shixia couldn't believe it, "You just took one look."


There was a trace of confusion in Jiang Fang's eyes, "Isn't one enough?"


Well, he doesn't understand the world of child prodigy.


The three people were finally going back. The driver looked at them behind him and was a little confused. Why... is there one more?










TRANSLATIONS NOTES:


  • Add oil: 加油 jiayou an encouragement

  • Diligence is the means by which one makes up for one's dullness: 勤能补拙 qin neng bu zhuo in short it means practice makes perfect




Translator: Shuang


Editor: Shui



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