Translator: yumi
Chapter 11
The eleventh article of “The Bible of Love”:
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The reason why Lu Ming was leaving was both because he didn't know how to respond to Liang Yesheng's words and because Xu Ou had been rushing him, frantically, saying that something came up and that he needed to be there quickly.
"I really wish it was your funeral that I was attending," Lu Ming sighed, "then I would be obliged to come. The last handful of earth on your grave must be sprinkled by my own hands."
Xu Ou was puzzled by Lu Ming’s bad attitude, "In the past, you wouldn’t have said anything even if we called you in the middle of the night. What’s with this tone? It’s as if I interrupted you during sex."
Lu Ming thought, now he can add a third reason for divorce on that paper: run out in the middle of the night thinking that Liang Yesheng would not find out.
But this shit is really too much, it makes Lu Ming regret how he purposely took the bus over.
Xu Ou showed him the microblog posted by Chen Dog, which reads.
"Someone who is 28 years old and has not yet reached a million fans does not deserve to be on the same stage as me, nor do they deserve to get my respect."
This is really too obvious, Xu Ou turned 28 just a few days ago. The number of fans ...... Lu Ming unlocked his phone and looked at it, 900,000 fans.
Chen Zi had a song on dou X1 that got popular for a while, which helped him gain a lot of fans, now he has just over a million fans.
"Do you want us to chip in and buy you 100,000 fans?" Bing Bing asked.
That would be easy, Lu Ming is very supportive, "I can contribute a hundred dollars, but that’s it."
"I will beat him up." Xu Ou was angry, "I asked, he hasn't left City C yet. He's in this hotel, he'll be out later."
After all, if he doesn’t come out, the check-out time will be over.
Lu Ming does not want to participate, lacking interest: "Who are you beating up, you want to be put in the police station again like three years ago? I'm not going with you."
He did not want Liang Yesheng to pick him up from the police station. It’s already impossible for him to be a gentle and virtuous wife, but at very least he shouldn’t commit illegal crimes.
"You can continue the WeChat friend circle war," Lu Ming proposed, "Anyway, others will send you screenshots so that you can see the result of your argument. And you acted like you saw a ghost yesterday, how come you're at it again today?"
Xu Ou said, "It is because the more I thought about it after I went back yesterday, the more aggravated I got and the more I want to beat this bastard today. If I hadn't seen him yesterday, who the hell would have known he was that type of person?"
Chen Zi also scolded him for almost all of Xu Ou’s songs in front of him, criticizing everything from the rhyme of the lyrics to the flow of the tunes. He also emphasized the producer, saying that Lu Ming ruined the songs and that his songs are ten times better.
"When has he ever made a song?" Lu Ming wondered.
"He said he would do it for me reluctantly." Xu Ou began to curse again, "Do it for *****......"
Lu Ming was now also very angry. Thinking about it, he gave Xu Ou an idea, "You should play streetball with him, one on one, if he loses, make him apologize online."
Xu Ou liked this idea, he played well, and he’s gonna teach Chen Zi a lesson. This also avoids the risk of street fights. After all, the food at the police station tastes really bad, and he really does not want to eat it a second time.
"He’s out!" Under the shade of the tree, Xu Ou excitedly hammered his fist on Lu Ming's back to wake him up.
Lu Ming bared his teeth and even wanted to kill Xu Ou to give to Chen Dog. Forget about the fight. Xu Ou's hand was strong enough to make him a little overwhelmed, but he couldn't get Xu Ou to lighten up a little, because he wasn't having a toothache now, it was someplace else, but he couldn't talk about it.
Painful and tired, he was only able to sleep for a few hours last night. He was in a mess, but Liang Yesheng did not even take off his clothes, Lu Ming did not know if he was in bed or at work. The good thing is that it's Xu Ou and Chen Zi one-on-one, and the rest of them are just watching from the side.
Half an hour later, Lu Ming yawned, stood up and walked outside, the venue is too noisy, and the music is still playing, so he went outside to answer the phone call from Liang Yesheng
"What are you doing?" Liang Yesheng asked him.
"My buddy is playing basketball," Lu Ming was getting sleepy, "I'm going to get a room."
After he finished, he realized that he had said something wrong, Liang Yesheng's side was instantly quiet, and then Lu Ming immediately added, "to open a part-time room to sleep for a while, they’re still playing basketball."
He also wanted to say that I sleep alone, but it would sound like he’s hiding something, and show that he is very nervous, it’ll be humiliating.
But it seems that Liang Yesheng felt Lu Ming’s change, and he asked, "Did you not rest well?"
Lu Ming gave a “mhm,” he already walked into the hotel and said to the front desk, "A single room!"
His voice was so loud that the receptionist was startled, Lu Ming also felt that he was a bit rude, so he smiled at the receptionist embarrassedly, pointed to the phone and whispered to the receptionist, "My wife."
The receptionist did understand. Anyway, it’s not a lie, and the receptionist repeated Lu Ming’s request for a single room. Lu Ming very proudly moved the phone back to the side of his face, and said, "This time you ......"
Lu Ming suddenly stopped, he always says what he thinks, but now he wants to stop to listen to Liang Yesheng’s reaction.
But Lu Ming was not very good at changing the subject, so he had to start talking about basketball again, "We were just playing with that lone wolf you've heard of! My friend lost like a dog!"
If the bet is for Chen Zi to produce songs for Xu Ou, then Lu Ming will probably lose half of his job by the time he wakes up from a nap. Chen Dog is really good, it's Lu Ming's first time seeing Xu Ou lose like this.
"I'm going to my room, I'm going to sleep." Lu Ming announced, "unlike you people who work, I can sleep in broad daylight."
Liang Yesheng seemed to be laughing. People who work are really busy, so Liang Yesheng immediately hung up the phone, leaving Lu Ming lying on his big single bed dazed.
Lu Ming was thinking about many things.
For example, maybe he shouldn’t have said things like, “are you happy now?” to Liang Yesheng.
For example, Liang Yesheng said he married him because he loved him, but what about now?
For example, who actually was Liang Yeshneg cheating with?
Another example is ......
Lu Ming sat up with his arms propped up, looked at the current time, and sent a message to Liang Yesheng that was boring as hell.
"Did you eat lunch yet?"
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