Otaku Translation: Driver of The Beautiful CEO

Waiting for women to buy things, especially clothes, was probably one of the most tormentful things in the world.

Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu crouched next to the wall outside the lingerie store, smoking cigars and complaining about trivial things.

"They’re still not out. Even if they were to embroider a flower on the bra it still wouldn’t take as long." Gao Yuanqiu mumbled as he lit up his third cigar.

"You should be content!" Liu Yanbo glanced at Gao Yuanqiu and said uncomfortably: "At least you’re empty-handed. Look at me, I’m almost a human-shaped shelf."

"Bo brother, what if you go in and rush them a bit?" Gao Yuanqiu proposed.

Liu Yanbo was not stupid, he asked, "Why don't you go?"

"I don't know how your tigress looks like, but you just saw my tigress a few moments ago!" Gao Yuanqiu muttered in a low voice: "Besides, my tigress is very tough. If I go in now and rush her, she’ll beat me."

Liu Yanbo didn't like his excuse at all and replied: "You think you’re the only one that’s afraid of being beaten? If my tigress gets angry, she’ll bury me alive."

As the two of them were describing lively and realistic scenes, a very cold voice came from the door. Fuming with rage, she pronounced one syllable at a time: "Liu. Yan. Bo."

‘Pu~’ This voice couldn't be more familiar to Liu Yanbo. Who else could it be but Yin Hanruo? He was so startled that he spewed out his cigar and almost choked on the smoke.

Yin Hanruo walked with her high heels, ‘tuc... tuc... tuc...’ to Liu Yanbo’s front, and viciously asked: "What did you just call me?”

Liu Yanbo retreated trembling with fear and leaned on the wall desperately. But before he could say a word he suddenly heard a high-pitched "wolf howl”.

Gao Yuanqiu jumped up and pointed to Yin Hanruo, shouting in surprise: "Yin Hanruo!"

Yin Hanruo was startled by the voice and looked at Gao Yuanqiu with a puzzled face.

"It’s me! It’s me!" Gao Yuanqiu patted his chest with both hands excitedly. "Gao Yuanqiu! Don't you remember the Gao Yuanqiu that used to write you love letters every day when you were in college?"

Yin Hanruo looked Gao Yuanqiu up and down, and the tall and handsome guy in front of him slowly coincided with the figure of the idiot in her memory. She blandly responded: "Turns out it’s you."

"Hey! Yin Hanruo, isn’t this too much? I haven't seen you for so many years, yet you look at me like you’re looking at a loser when we meet. Isn't it too disrespectful?" Gao Yuanqiu asked angrily.

Yin Hanruo was unmoved, still calm, she asked, "Are you not one then?"

Gao Yuanqiu was furious and stomped his foot: "Even if I am a loser, I am the god of losers. "Don't forget, you received 235 love letters from me back then."

That's a lot of information!

Liu Yanbo listened with full attention while moving sideways. He planned to sneak away while Yin Hanruo hadn't turned her attention back to him calling her "tigress".

"Don't slander me. I will put all of your so-called love letters in the trash can."

After that, Yin Hanruo kicked Liu Yanbo and yelled: "And you, where do you think you’re going? Can’t you see that a rogue is pestering your wife?"

‘Ah...’ Liu Yanbo stood up with an awkward smile and said half lying half telling the truth: "I was seeing two classmates reunite after a long time, so I was making room for you to reminisce about your youth."

"Bo brother, is she the tigress you talked about?" Gao Yuanqiu looked incredulous and excited.

What was the definition of breaking news?

That was it.

You should know, Yin Hanruo was Haishi University's goddess at the time. Her suitors were known to be hundreds of people. It was said that even a certain professor had expressed his love for her.

Gao Yuanqiu was just one of her many suitors at the time, or maybe the most shameless one. Every day he blocked the door of the classroom to give her his love letter, and would not leave until she accepted it.

But now the goddess was married, and she married a man who looked inferior to her. Gao Yuanqiu wailed and cried out: "Yin Hanruo, are you blind? Bo brother isn’t half as handsome as I am."

"Oh, so you think you’re handsome huh?" Just as Gao Yuanqiu was whining, his tigress had come from behind him and snarled: "I was wondering why you didn’t come in to rush me like usual, turns out you were flirting around!"

After finishing speaking, her slender fingers pinched the soft flesh of Gao Yuanqiu's waist and suddenly twisted it.

"Ack!’ Gao Yuanqiu let out a scream like a pig, trying to remove her grip with two hands, he begged for mercy: "Darling, I was wrong, I was wrong, please let go..."

Who would have guessed that his wife not only wouldn’t let go, but also twist it a few more times, and ask threateningly: "Who is your darling?"

Gao Yuanqiu's whole body was about to bow into a ball, with tears in his eyes, he said: "You are my darling. You, Luo Yi, is my darling."

"Shut up!" Luo Yi nodded with satisfaction and gave him another hard twist before letting go. Gao Yuanqiu's mouth twitched in pain, but he didn’t dare make a sound.

This kid really didn't lie, his tigress was really tough!

Liu Yanbo turned his head and secretly laughed, completely not noticing Yin Hanruo's ice-cold glare.

"Was it fun to watch?" Yin Hanruo asked with a smile.

“It was." As soon as he said so, Liu Yanbo immediately realized that it was wrong and hurriedly shook his head: "It was not."

"What did you call me before?" Yin Hanruo asked again.

Liu Yanbo shook his head like a rattle, and said innocently, "I didn't say anything!"

"Bo brother said that you’re a tigress." Gao Yuanqiu said on the side, ripping apart Liu Yanbo’s lie.

Liu Yanbo was furious and blurted out: "You also said that your girlfriend is a tigress."

Men don’t fear powerful enemies, they fear pig-like allies

At this point, they were going to die together!

Yin Hanruo and Luo Yi both looked enraged, and the latter clenched her fists like she was preparing to kill a pig with her hands.

Seeing that a tragedy was about to happen, Lin Xue, who had been stunned and was standing at the door, finally recovered, and hurried over to Yin Hanruo, who was about to snap, "sister, many people are watching."

Because Gao Yuanqiu's screams just ago had been too loud, it attracted a lot of passersby’s attention. Even the employees of the lingerie shore came to the door to watch the show.

Yin Hanruo glanced around, temporarily suppressing the anger in her heart, she ordered: "Take these."

She and Luo Yi handed over all the things they just bought to Liu Yanbo and Gao Yuanqiu. After doing so, the three women left together.

As soon as the crisis was over, Gao Yuanqiu immediately regained his silly, playful smile, and waved to the onlookers: "Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a wimp. I was afraid to cause a bad impression in public, I'm going back now to teach her a lesson."

"Pftt..." A roar of laughter rang out around the area.

Liu Yanbo had thought that he was shameless enough, but he discovered today that there really was one mountain higher than the other.

Liu Yanbo took the dozen shopping bags and decided to stay away from Gao Yuanqiu, the most shameless guy.

"Bo brother, wait for me." Gao Yuanqiu caught up with Liu Yanbo in a few steps, put a hand on his shoulder, and curiously asked: "Bo brother, tell me, how did you take Yin Hanruo down?"

"You, god of losers, stay away from me." Liu Yanbo shook his shoulders in disgust, but it was useless.

Gao Yuanqiu snorted: "Bo brother, if I am the god of losers, then you are the god-like loser!"

"You are my idol now!" Gao Yuanqiu's voice was extremely loud.

Passersby looked sideways again with contempt.

They really are two losers~

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