Chapter 25: The Journey To The Sect's Secret Realm
As the person who opened Qing Xu Secret Realm, the master of all the secret realms and formation restrictions in the Shang Qing Sect, Xing Yun's every move was naturally seen clearly by Yun Dan. Not only that, but other martial uncles of Xing Yun also saw his every move.
——The 24hrs Live reality show has been broadcasted since the time of Xing Yun's fall. Those shameless old cultivators who have lived for so many years have been counting on the live broadcast of the small host, Xing Yun to pass their free time.
Did you see those empty wine jars and celestial fruit seeds that were thrown on the ground at random in Shang Qing Hall?
Those were all by-products of these masters watching the live broadcast.
And there was more……
"Oi, Old Twelfth, you put too much salt in this, so salty!" Fairy Yun Xia shook the skewers in her hand, her brows tightly frowned.
"Haha, but I like this kind of flavor," Taking a bite on a lamb chop that had a hint of red, Old Fourth said while chewing hard, "Old Twelfth, give me another ten of these. This, it’s delicious, medium rare will do just fine."
"Junior brother, grill some garlic."
"Old Fifth, why do you have so many demands? Look at Number Two, he is very quiet."
"Don't call me like that, I am your second senior brother..."
"Twelfth, why did you put less salt in this round? Put more."
"If you are that fussy, do it yourself!"
The hooligan fairy finally made the twelfth Supreme elder so angry that he quit doing it.
But after all, Fairy Yun Xia's reputation was widespread both inner sect and outer sect, so after a while, he turned the flying sword around and returned to the grill.
—— He suddenly realized that he could not defeat that hooligan fairy.
Quickly sending a grilled vegetable to her mouth, and Old Sixth pointed to Xing Yun on the big live screen who was still using his forehead to hammer the floor.
"Junior sister, don't you worry about your acting disciple? She seems to have fallen into Qi Deviation."
"What?" Hearing the flat chest Old Sixth called her, the hooligan fairy threw the skewers to Old Fourth, and waved her hand nonchalantly, "What Qi Deviation? The one hundred and three thousand, this cultivation method does not have this function. That little girl must have her girl flu. She just needs to drink more hot water."
The few people who were drinking at that time instantly spat drinks onto each other's faces.
Even Yun Dan, a calm and collected person, almost choked on the drink.
"Junior Sister, don't be like this... not to mention that she is only six years old, too young to have this kind of physiological function, cultivators are able to hold back this kind of pain long ago after quenching our bodies, and even more so after we rebuild our immortal bodies... "
"What! The! Fuck?"
Before the sixth could finish speaking, the hooligan fairy sprayed all the garlic in her mouth onto the Old Fourth's face.
"What did you just say! ？ What the hell! Your girl flu doesn't cause pain! ？ And your body can suppress pain by itself! ？”
She shifted her gaze to Old Fifteen and Xing Ya, who were serving food to others, and the latter nodded in response to her shock.
"Motherfucker! This old woman has lived for so long, how come I have never heard of it! ？ It turns out that this old woman has been hurting for nothing all these years! "
i"It is actually not hurting for nothing. After all, your cultivation method is very different from the one-qi three-cleansing method we practice." Yun Dan smiled and shook his head, comforting his seventh junior sister, "and think about it, junior sister, how many times have you avoided sect meetings and other important things by using the excuse of having a girl flu? So you can treat it as a blessing in disguise. Anyway, no matter how you complain, you will still have your girl flu in a few more days..."
"Do you have any sympathy? Shut your mouth if you don't know how to comfort people! "
Yun Dan shrugged with a smile and moved his gaze back to the live screen.
"I thought you would point your kitchen knife against my neck and yell to go into the secret realm to help her when you saw this picture."
"What are you talking about?" When the topic returned to the serious business, Fairy Yun Xia no longer thought about her girl flu. "The path of cultivation is full of obstacles. If this old woman helps that little girl all the time, how is she going to show off her achievement in front of us? This will not do her any good in the future."
"It makes sense to say that, but can you please take The Blue Sky Sword away from my neck. Even if you force me, I won't let you go into the secret realm."
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For those that don't know what a girl flu is it is, it basically has to do with the mestruation cycle.
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